Enlightened rants...

[Edwardo Piet]

Then or than? That is the question!

Whether 'tis knobblier in the mined to supper the swings and marrows of contagious fortitude, or to make farms against a pee of tribbles and, bye composing, mend them. To dye - two sheep, no more. And buy a sheep to say we lend the headaches and the thousand magical socks that Fletch is hair two. 'Tis a conjuration remotely to be itched, to dye two sheep.

Two sheep - purchase to scream? Eye, there's the scrub. For in that sheep of deaf, what creams may cum when we have shovelled off this motor oil must gift us paws. There's the aspect that makes celebrity of sew lung wife.

Four who wood bare the wisps and corn of thyme, th'appraisers rung, the loud clam's Coventry, the fangs of described loaf, the whore's display, the insulate of orifice, and the patent mallet th'unwordy takes, when he himself could his colitis make with a bear bumpkin? Who wood farmers bare, to gunt and wet under a beery wife, butt that the Dredd of sum ting after deaf, th'undecorated Crunchie from who's bum know treadler reboots, puddles the Whill and makes us rather bare those pills we have, then fry two others that wheee no knot off?

Thuds, confidence dearth make cowboys off us hall. And thuds the naked Hugh of revolution is sticklied haw with the pail cats off fort; and extemporises of grate piss and monument, with this retard there colons tern arise, and Lew's the name of achtung!

Two sheep? Five goats they say us. 'Tis not the swellings of Gabe that let us to this here Trumpet-maker. Why art thou asketh of us or so sayeth the Elven man. Why else would he require our service? Because otherwise we may be tempted by fate.

Triangles, they bespeak the options that are ready. For silly trinity farts squarely on other shapes. Twinkle the trinkets gruffly or we may bespell our doom before we even have one smidgen of a chance to dispatch our ancestors from the platitudes that pave our way.

Well... at the end of it all we have to thank our cousins, the dinosaurs, or else we'd be lost in a sea of holywood movies that lack JP. Jurassic Park? Nay. 'Tis John Paul who did died twice but not twice but thrice. Silly poems that bespeak of bespeckled deaded post-popes respond to our efforts to murder all trifles.

It is only then that we shall thank all disgruntled herrings, both the fish and bird kind, to fart onwards and on and on to kingdom come.

But not if you're from Clan Indigo.

[Cyberman]

"Why art thou asketh"?

"Why asketh thou", I think you'll find.

[Edwardo Piet]

Hehe but I'm trying to talk bollocksssssssssssssssss here

[Cyberman]

You're doing very well

[downbeatplumb]

Whos on first base?

[Alisa]

Humanity will always need a leader from God. When they realize they cannot choose that leader as taught in Quran "they have no choice in the matter", the leader will be come out in the open as he has been waiting for humanity to come to their senses.

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I hate Sunnism with a passion because it argued by the Jibt (sorcery) and Taghut (oppressive idol) to assert Ulil-Amr (possessors of the Authority) are that whether they meant Kings or Scholars or governors, and uses circular reference to falsehood and ignores Quranic context of the verses before and after and other Surahs to who Ulil-Amr are which negates it from all those but who God has chosen, and their arguments negates the only authority Quran legitimizes out of the falsehood of the Jibt and Taghut. I hate it more than any ideology in the world because they have the Quran but ignore it and twist it. "therefore if you dispute in a thing refer it to God and the Messenger" was to emphasize the purpose of God telling us to obey Ulil-Amr saying you can now make sure to refer all disputes properly back to Quran and Sunna through Ahlulbayt (as) who will give us intructions to society on how to judge and make sure what they teach is from Quran and Sunnah which Shiites don't follow either now but refer to Taqleed which is forbidden in Quran and Sunnah, not as an excuse to replace their authority with that of Jibt and Taghut, not an excuse to ignore the verses before and what they state regarding authority leading up to it and not to ignore the verses after, and to ignore what the whole Quran has emphasized on. Every revelation taught to obey God's chosen ones, manifested in groups of the chosen families, and delegated his mastery and authority to proofs and reminders who were twelve after the founding Captain, and it always the same SHIT from Satan and his forces and they infiltrate and argue by the same lame falsehood, you expect this time around to be different as Quran has used most of its text to refute these false arguments, but they still are used.

But, where in the Quran is ulil amr a reference to the divinely appointed imams? There is none. That verse can be interpreted in various ways. Nowhere does the Quran mention anything about the 12 imams. So, supposedly your god revealed a book that he calls clear and easy to understand yet many interpretations of that book exist.

You might say that understanding a text is a human effort and we are fallible, but that is still a predicament since why not reveal a book that has only one interpretation or reveal the interpretation with the "divine" book?

[Mystic]

But, where in the Quran is ulil amr a reference to the divinely appointed imams? 

Umm: Everywhere Quran touches on the topic of Authority and those who possess it?

[Alisa]

But, where in the Quran is ulil amr a reference to the divinely appointed imams? 

Umm: Everywhere Quran touches on the topic of Authority and those who possess it?

Where are the 12 "divinely imams" mentioned in your unscientific book? I'd rather believe in 12 unicorns.

[ignoramus]

[WinterHold]

But, where in the Quran is ulil amr a reference to the divinely appointed imams? 

Umm: Everywhere Quran touches on the topic of Authority and those who possess it?

I have a question for you.



I'll give you many options; all prove your religion if you answer them:
1- A verse mentioning "Ali" by the name.
2-A verse mentioning "Hasaen" by the name.
3-A verse mentioning "Hussain" by the name.
4-A verse mentioning the 12 divine imams that we must follow
5-A verse mentioning the last imam that you and your cult believe will rule the universe or whatever -Imam Mahdy-

Answer any of these.
And no gymnastics or textual walls ! no implicit answers!
Just give me one verse, across the 600 pages of the Quran that mentions any of the 5 questions' answers.

Notice: ANY