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What to do when I grow up?

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What to do when I grow up?
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#21
RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 13, 2017 at 11:51 pm
You can make a lot of money selling blood and organs for a living.

Just don't get caught and make sure your victims are healthy.

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RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 14, 2017 at 3:50 am (This post was last modified: September 14, 2017 at 3:51 am by ignoramus.)
(September 13, 2017 at 11:39 pm)Losty Wrote: You really considered becoming a panhandler as a career?

Ewe! I can never do that... I know the oldies in the nursing homes need our support, but sorry, I'm squeamish ...



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#23
RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 14, 2017 at 6:05 am
(September 12, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Astreja Wrote:
(September 12, 2017 at 9:31 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: You're bored, young, violent, and you play the harmonica. You could have a bright future in prison.

Or in a punk folk band.

Military also comes to mind.
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RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 14, 2017 at 6:11 am (This post was last modified: September 14, 2017 at 6:12 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
(September 13, 2017 at 12:19 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(September 13, 2017 at 12:14 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Medicine.

Just saying.

If we're playing the 'sure thing' game, mortician.

Or pimp.

Or a prostitute.
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#25
RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 14, 2017 at 6:17 am
MMA, Harmonica, and Spanging? Hmmm, A hobo that assaults people with his musical abilities:



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#26
RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 14, 2017 at 6:41 am
Have you considered becoming a henchman? You get to walk around looking menacing, carry a gun and earn the trust and gratitude of someone really rich and powerful who might come in handy if you need them.

Of course you'll also be expendable but if there's a hero to defeat and you have a popular gimmick then you'll always survive for another encounter it seems.
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RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 14, 2017 at 9:16 am
(September 14, 2017 at 6:11 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(September 13, 2017 at 12:19 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: If we're playing the 'sure thing' game, mortician.

Or pimp.

Or a prostitute.

. . .which brings me back to my original point: a bright future in prison.
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#28
RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 14, 2017 at 9:57 am
(September 12, 2017 at 7:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Die young - leave a good-looking corpse.

The corpse will eventually decompose.
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#29
RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 15, 2017 at 10:50 am
(September 12, 2017 at 6:26 pm)spyrofannumber1 Wrote: Hey guys.



... About a year and a half ago, I was in China for a two week field trip. I begged for money with my harmonica, and got some from a little boy, and some from his mother, and that was it...

Try music lessons.
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RE: What to do when I grow up?
September 15, 2017 at 10:54 am
Eh, join an MMA gym.  They'll work you until you're too tired to be violent and too tired to think.  If you survive, you'll get to try to be the best at beating the crap out of the other guys every day.
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