Kevin's dating tips
...I've made myself sad
...I've made myself sad
Discussion topics you will never see here
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Kevin's dating tips
...I've made myself sad RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 17, 2017 at 11:38 pm
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2017 at 11:46 pm by ignoramus.)
Little Rik realising he's been an idiot all this time!
Upside down helicopter man realising he had it all upside down and laughing off an honest mistake. Vorls admitting this whole gay thing of his is just for attention! He really does love himself some fresh pussy... (that last one even made me laugh to myself)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 17, 2017 at 11:48 pm
(This post was last modified: September 17, 2017 at 11:57 pm by KevinM1.)
Min's guide to etiquette and decorum (and definitely not blowing Jesus out your ass)
Drich: I'm sorry
Losty's Meatloaf Recipes
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Alex' guide to awesome horizontal rock crushers.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(September 18, 2017 at 12:16 am)c172 Wrote: Losty's Meatloaf Recipes Whisk 1 cup mayonnaise, 1 cup sour cream, 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro, 6 tablespoons fresh lime juice, 4 green onions, finely chopped, 2 tablespoons minced seeded jalapeño chile, and 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper in a bowl. Refrigerate until use. Gently mix together 2 pounds ground beef, 1 small onion (chopped), 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley, 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce, 1 tablespoon chopped seeded jalapeño chile, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon ground black pepper, 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper in a large bowl. Form mixture into eight 1/2- to 3/4-inch-thick patties. Place on small baking sheet. Cover and chill for 1 day. Stir 1/3 cup light corn syrup, 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce, 2 tablespoons ketchup, 1 teaspoon instant coffee crystals, 2 teaspoons (packed) golden brown sugar in small saucepan over medium heat until coffee is dissolved. Remove from heat. Whisk in 3 tablespoons butter. Season glaze to taste with salt and pepper. Cook 32 slices of bacon in large skillet over medium-high heat until crisp and brown. Transfer bacon to paper towels to drain. Use skillet to sauté one sliced onion. Grill meat patties 5 minutes, basting with glaze. Turn, baste with glaze, and grill about 5 minutes longer. Press shredded sharp white cheddar cheese atop each meat patty and allow cheese to melt. Cut in half 8 tiny loafs of bread and grill about 2 minutes per side. Place cheesy meat patties inside the tiny loafs of bread. Add sauce, 4 slices of bacon, sautéed onions, lettuce, and a slice of tomato. Pretend it's meatloaf and enjoy!
By the way, if you try that, it will be the most delicious pretend meatloaf you have ever tried.
Minimalist Opens MAGA Hat Outlet
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: Discussion topics you will never see here
September 18, 2017 at 5:06 am
(This post was last modified: September 18, 2017 at 5:09 am by Whateverist.)
• Drich's guide to successfully winning souls for Christ.
• Rik's golden book of intuitional science. • Ignoramus' tips for bringing out the serious side of your friends. • Steve's favorite meditations for getting past the blinders one is born with. • Vorlon's guide to a happier life through getting in touch with one's inner hetero. • Valkyrie's favorite methods for loving one's enemies. • Hammy's 12 steps to giving up flogging the pope. • C_L and Morgan's lessons for lesbians.
Mark, with that last one, all that comes to mind is:
2 girls, one poop?
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