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I finally understand the Trinity!

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I finally understand the Trinity!
ignoramus Offline
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I finally understand the Trinity!
September 28, 2017 at 4:46 am (This post was last modified: September 28, 2017 at 4:47 am by ignoramus.)
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The Vampire, The Undead and the Holy abomination!

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Christians, this is the truth! You're going to have to prove me wrong?
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
September 28, 2017 at 5:06 am
Needs moar undead dragons.
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
September 28, 2017 at 5:59 am
There's a terrific scene in 'Nuns On The Run' in which Eric Idle (in full Carmelite regalia) is attempting to explain the Trinity to a group of school kids. After a few false starts, he finishes with, 'So you see, children, God is like a shamrock - small, green, and split three ways.'

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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 9:08 am
Remember Jesus, being also the Holy Ghost, must have had intercourse with his own mother in order to produce himself as the son. She being the daughter of God and Jesus being the son of God, she was also his sister.

So it seems Charlie Hebdo got it best

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 9:12 am
(September 28, 2017 at 4:46 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: 1wo8pk.jpg]

The Vampire, The Undead and the Holy abomination!

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Christians, this is the truth! You're going to have to prove me wrong?
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Mike Tyson, "Friends and Countrymen lend me your ears."

Yep, that was a bit of biting humor.
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:02 pm
Goddamn, this thread is giving me the shivers!

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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:21 pm (This post was last modified: October 1, 2017 at 5:22 pm by Cyberman.)
(October 1, 2017 at 9:08 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Remember Jesus, being also the Holy Ghost, must have had intercourse with his own mother in order to produce himself as the son. She being the daughter of God and Jesus being the son of God, she was also his sister.

The original motherfucker.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:28 pm
A Broadway producer, a talent agent, a song and dance man.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:34 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: I finally understand the Trinity!
October 1, 2017 at 5:37 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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