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October 1, 2017 at 12:54 pm
GASP! Ordered a large onion, ham and pineapple pizza from GASP, DOMINOS! And I hate the private sector so much I bought beer made by a private industry. And I am watching a private sports company known as the NFL.
Fuck I make a horrible communist.
But in all seriousness, when you do a good job, you deserve a complement and the employee whom took my order went the extra mile to reduce the price, gave me extra boxes that were smaller because I have a small box fridge. And when I said extra cheese, and to put the cheese on top, he not only put the cheese on top, but it looked like extra extra cheese. Damned good job. I called him back and thanked him. 6 dollar tip too. He earned it.
The only thing I don't like is worker pay and yea, it was pricey but I don't blame the employee, he did a great job.
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October 1, 2017 at 1:10 pm
You are a horrible communist because you ordered (and presumably ate) a large onion, ham and pineapple pizza.
That's just Un-American.
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October 1, 2017 at 1:18 pm
(October 1, 2017 at 1:10 pm)Mermaid Wrote: You are a horrible communist because you ordered (and presumably ate) a large onion, ham and pineapple pizza.
That's just Un-American.
I've lapsed. I need to put my poster of Stalin back on my wall.
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October 1, 2017 at 1:45 pm
Who the fuck puts pineapple on a pizza?
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October 1, 2017 at 1:47 pm
(October 1, 2017 at 1:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who the fuck puts pineapple on a pizza?
Anyone with taste buds.
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October 1, 2017 at 2:00 pm
I can tell you aren't Italian.
Heretic.
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October 1, 2017 at 2:06 pm
regular bacon, Canadian bacon, onion and mushroom pizza!
Food of the Gods !!
Praise Jesus and his heretical followers who retconned pork eatin' into His faith !!!
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October 1, 2017 at 2:09 pm
(October 1, 2017 at 1:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who the fuck puts pineapple on a pizza?
I do. I paid for it, I was the one eating it. Now if you were over as a guest and didn't like it, I'd take pineapple off half of it to be nice.
I was however disappointed at the physical size of the slices of onions and ham and pineapple. Everything was like almost Higgs Boson sized.
But the service was good. I just hate these big corporations shrinking the size of everything so they can spend that money on marketing.
It is getting so bad, 20 years from now you'll need Quantum Physics to find your toppings.
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October 1, 2017 at 2:26 pm
(October 1, 2017 at 2:09 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (October 1, 2017 at 1:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Who the fuck puts pineapple on a pizza?
I do. I paid for it, I was the one eating it. Now if you were over as a guest and didn't like it, I'd take pineapple off half of it to be nice.
I was however disappointed at the physical size of the slices of onions and ham and pineapple. Everything was like almost Higgs Boson sized.
But the service was good. I just hate these big corporations shrinking the size of everything so they can spend that money on marketing.
It is getting so bad, 20 years from now you'll need Quantum Physics to find your toppings. Heathen!
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October 1, 2017 at 2:34 pm
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(October 1, 2017 at 2:00 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I can tell you aren't Italian.
Heretic.
Ok John Gotti 
I bet you are going to make me a pizza I can't refuse.
Me, "I like pineapple"
Mafia Minn, in Godfather voice, mouth stuffed with cotton, "If I ever see you with a pizza with pineapple again, you are going to end up in the east river with cement shoes." 
He he, I am not going to apologize for liking pineapple on my pizza.
(October 1, 2017 at 2:06 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: regular bacon, Canadian bacon, onion and mushroom pizza!
Food of the Gods !!
Praise Jesus and his heretical followers who retconned pork eatin' into His faith !!!
I'v never understood mushrooms, it tastes musty to me like wet cardboard.
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