Forum character references

[Astreja]

彼らは漢字ではありません神に感謝します。

See what I mean. What the hell is that!

Looks like a mixture of hiragana, katakana and kanji to me.

Character references:

Pabbi Oðinn:  "Nice kid.  Good with languages, and figured out the runes without having to sit in a tree for 9 days and nights too."

Dear, Sweet Uncle Loki:  "Finally, someone who gets my jokes!  Makes good mead, too."

Daughter of Astreja:  "Usually starts what she finishes.  Oh, and has anyone seen the kitchen sink?  It was there last night."

Raistlin Majere:  "Astreja is an extremely... *cough* *wheeze*  ... I'll get back to you on that."

[Cyberman]

He's a very naughty boy
-- my mum

[Silver]

We're both Misters, we'll let you decide:

He is the sanest, funniest, most intelligent, best looking, most physically fit, has the biggest cock I've ever seen, gay guy.

[Bob Kelso]

I can be a dick.

...

Shit I didn't do it right.

[Whateverist]

Mrs. Whatevs here. Two brags and a complaint.

First the brags: organization and follow through. If I'd known what an organizational genius he'd turn out to be I'd have jumped his bones much sooner. The best thing in our marriage is the magic honey do list. I scarcely mention something that needs fixing or remodeling and that sucker is done. Too bad too because I have a mad nagging game I never get to use.

My one complaint is his refusal to get the penis reduction surgery. Pretty sure he likes looking at it but that is one painful ride. Hurts for days after every time, the bastard.

[The Valkyrie]

Hello, everyone.

God here! (Oh, stop grovelling over there!).

I just popped in to tell you that you should all worship The Valkyrie and accepts all her commandments without question.  If she asks you for assistance in eliminating humanity, please do so immediately.

She also is my nominee for global dictator and anyone who goes against her are going against MY wishes and will be sent to Hell for all eternity and will be sharing a room with Trump and Bush.

I think that's all.

Apart from send me all your money (God LOVES money), be good to each other unless you don't want to, and don't ask me for proof that I exist.

Okay, I've said what you want me to say.  Please don't nail my son up again.  He's still traumatised from the first time.

But you said you'd let him go!

[Iroscato]

Hello AF, I am but a humble subject of Emperor Iroscato, The Hallowed, The Promised, The Virile, The Inexorable. I can honestly say with complete honesty that our mighty God-Emperor rules over us all justly and fairly, and has never, ever made us fear for our very existence and is definitely not building up his armada to subjugate the rest of the cosmos in a genocidal war of conquest that will extinguish trillions of lives and bring ruin and despair to quadrillions more. He's just such a great guy, honest!

Ok I did as you said, please may I have my fingernails reinserted?