Thoughts on Hell?

[KevinM1]

A nun coming to an atheist forum, looking for advice regarding how to best handle one of her students.

Riiiiiiigggggghhhhhttttt....

Obvious poe is obvious.

[Succubus]

Look be serious!

I am at the end of my rope sometimes with all these kids I have to teach and the mean conservative nuns breathing down my neck!

I pray to Jesus but I often hear no reply!

Thoughts? ideas? HELP?!

My thoughts haven't changed much.

You may, or may not be, someone’s sister, but you are most definitely a cunt, and a troll, and most likely half of one of these:

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Can you show us a picture of yourself to prove you really are a nun?
I know that all nuns wear garter belts and stockings so I might need to see that also.

Show me on this dolly where cardinal Pell touched you.

[brewer]

[edit]
And what should I do about Billy?

Pre-lube him and send him off to your priest.

Or you could sexually violate him.

I'm sure that he would find either equally disturbing.

[LadyForCamus]

Look be serious!

I am at the end of my rope sometimes with all these kids I have to teach and the mean conservative nuns breathing down my neck!

I pray to Jesus but I often hear no reply!

Thoughts? ideas? HELP?!

My thoughts haven't changed much.

You may, or may not be, someone’s sister, but you are most definitely a cunt, and a troll, and most likely half of one of these:

---

Can you show us a picture of yourself to prove you really are a nun?
I know that all nuns wear garter belts and stockings so I might need to see that also.

Show me on this dolly where cardinal Pell touched you.

My spidey senses are telling me it's True Christian, but I've been wrong before.

[Little Rik]

Sure, sure Brian, is all mythology.
Alexander the great is mythology.
Genghis Khan is mythology in fact all history is 100% mythology.

Gee, I never thought about that Brian.  




Wrong once again Brian.  

Jesus never intended to start any religion.
In fact he was 100% against religions that is why the priests convinced Pilate to kill him.  






I know very very well that Jesus was not the only one teaching but because this so called SISTER is or pretend to be a Christian I mention Jesus and not other spiritual beings.
Got it now?  

Theist love to stupidly confuse history with mythology. 

We can prove George Washington existed, but the Cherry Tree story is still a FUCKING MYTH.

It is a common tactic in EVERY RELIGION in our species history to AFTER THE FACT retrofit real people and real places and real events into the MYTHOLOGY to sell the BULLSHIT MAGIC.

Alexandra The Great existing would also not prove Harry Potter could fly around on a broom.

I exist, but you'd be fucking stupid to believe me if I claimed I could fart gold out of my ass.

Buddhists and Hindus and Sikhs and Shintoists and Jews and Muslims and Rastafarians when you study their histories ALL incorporate real people and places FALSELY to prop up their respective superstitions.

Point being, MAGIC DOES NOT EXIST.

We can prove Tut's tomb exists, but you still rightfully reject claims of Ra, the sun God and Osiris and Isis and Horus.

If you watch an old Superman movie, you can see REAL cities like NYC and San Francisco in them, but only a fool would believe a man can fly like that.

Israel existed and Rome existed, but that did not mean either Yahweh or Apollo were real.

It merely means humans make up SHIT.

There is no questions that religions invented thousand of dogmas and false stories.
That however doesn't mean that not all is false.
Unfortunately for you Brian there is far too much evidence to establish that Jesus did exist.
Atheists in general are the most cherry pickers I ever seen around.
For them the history reported by non theists is all good and real but the one reported by theists is all false.
There is no point in engaging in any discussion with people who go around with blinker on their eyes.

By the way i also believe in Apollo.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/chr/agjc/agjc047.htm

http://www.sacred-texts.com/chr/agjc/agjc048.htm

[The Grand Nudger]

OFC you do.....lol. I'm willing to bet that the list of bullshit you don't believe in is orders of magnitude shorter than the list of bullshit you do believe in.

[Minimalist]

[Brian37]

Theist love to stupidly confuse history with mythology. 

We can prove George Washington existed, but the Cherry Tree story is still a FUCKING MYTH.

It is a common tactic in EVERY RELIGION in our species history to AFTER THE FACT retrofit real people and real places and real events into the MYTHOLOGY to sell the BULLSHIT MAGIC.

Alexandra The Great existing would also not prove Harry Potter could fly around on a broom.

I exist, but you'd be fucking stupid to believe me if I claimed I could fart gold out of my ass.

Buddhists and Hindus and Sikhs and Shintoists and Jews and Muslims and Rastafarians when you study their histories ALL incorporate real people and places FALSELY to prop up their respective superstitions.

Point being, MAGIC DOES NOT EXIST.

We can prove Tut's tomb exists, but you still rightfully reject claims of Ra, the sun God and Osiris and Isis and Horus.

If you watch an old Superman movie, you can see REAL cities like NYC and San Francisco in them, but only a fool would believe a man can fly like that.

Israel existed and Rome existed, but that did not mean either Yahweh or Apollo were real.

It merely means humans make up SHIT.

There is no questions that religions invented thousand of dogmas and false stories.
That however doesn't mean that not all is false.
Unfortunately for you Brian there is far too much evidence to establish that Jesus did exist.
Atheists in general are the most cherry pickers I ever seen around.  
For them the history reported by non theists is all good and real but the one reported by theists is all false.
There is no point in engaging in any discussion with people who go around with blinker on their eyes.

By the way i also believe in Apollo.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/chr/agjc/agjc047.htm

http://www.sacred-texts.com/chr/agjc/agjc048.htm

No, you are not going to peddle me claims of super heros vs super villains when I know the age and size of the universe. 

HUMANS project their own attributes and emotions into the form of non existent things. 

We are simply a finite blip in a giant weather pattern that IS NOT cognitive of us. If humans want to extend our ride, we'd do better to simply GROW THE FUCK UP, and realize this is all we get.

7 billion humans with tons of deity claims and you think you picked the correct one. I'd say there is no cosmic sky wizard helping us. I'd say we make them up as a species because it is a comic book reflection of or real evolutionary drive to continue. 

God resides only in your brain and desires.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Is it wrong that I find nuns sexy?

[Minimalist]

Unfortunately for you Brian there is far too much evidence to establish that Jesus did exist.

Then let's see you produce it, shitball.


And if you start with your fucking gospels I am going to be really disappointed.  Not surprised, because I already know the answer, but disappointed.