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I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 7:09 am
http://m.huffingtonpost.in/entry/alleged...cae802aea7
Quote:A Wyoming man accused of public intoxication allegedly told police he traveled from the year 2048 to warn mankind of an impending invasion by extraterrestrials.
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Johnson, who police said smelled of alcohol and spoke with slightly slurred speech, allegedly told officers that “the aliens were coming next year and we needed to make sure to leave as fast as possible.”
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Johnson informed the officers that he was able to travel through time because the aliens filled his body with alcohol. He also claimed he stood on a “giant pad” which then transported him to the year 2017 — though he said he was supposed to be sent to the year 2018.
Well, it's creative, I'll give him that!
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RE: I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 7:18 am
Filling your body with alcohol allows your to travel into the past? I should be in the fucking Mesozoic.
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RE: I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 7:31 am
I find it sends me into the future, skipping the intervening days.
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RE: I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 7:35 am
(October 14, 2017 at 7:31 am)Cyberman Wrote: I find it sends me into the future, skipping the intervening days.
And you can teleport home from the pub.
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RE: I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 8:02 am
Sometimes it lets you see your food from the past.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 8:23 am
(October 14, 2017 at 7:35 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: (October 14, 2017 at 7:31 am)Cyberman Wrote: I find it sends me into the future, skipping the intervening days.
And you can teleport home from the pub.
Yeah, but those pockets of gravity though...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 8:37 am
(This post was last modified: October 14, 2017 at 10:04 am by Fireball.
Edit Reason: Removed redundancy. The coffee hadn't kicked in.
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(October 14, 2017 at 8:02 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Sometimes it lets you see your food from the past.
Now if only it didn't always look like beef and barley soup.
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RE: I'll have what he's having
October 14, 2017 at 9:58 am
Norty Vorlie!
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