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Deep Down I Wish I Could Just Hug You Fuckers
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RE: Deep Down I Wish I Could Just Hug You Fuckers
October 17, 2017 at 11:12 pm
(October 17, 2017 at 11:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 17, 2017 at 10:34 pm)Hammy Wrote: Tell him to suck his own cock and if he fails to reach beat his own penis to death and if he succeeds bite it off?

Jesus can'y kill his dick.

It keeps rising...

Yeah, but, only every 3 days.
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RE: Deep Down I Wish I Could Just Hug You Fuckers
October 17, 2017 at 11:28 pm
(October 17, 2017 at 11:12 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 17, 2017 at 11:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Jesus can'y kill his dick.

It keeps rising...

Yeah, but, only every 3 days.

Even then, there are contradictory claims about witnesses.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Deep Down I Wish I Could Just Hug You Fuckers
October 17, 2017 at 11:35 pm
Not to mention how many women were present!
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RE: Deep Down I Wish I Could Just Hug You Fuckers
October 18, 2017 at 12:46 am
There's also something about his right hand. And a second coming.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Deep Down I Wish I Could Just Hug You Fuckers
October 18, 2017 at 1:16 am
(October 18, 2017 at 12:46 am)Cyberman Wrote: There's also something about his right hand. And a second coming.

It's been 2,000 years to hear the morons tell it.  If he hasn't come by now he really is a second-rate wanker.
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RE: Deep Down I Wish I Could Just Hug You Fuckers
October 18, 2017 at 1:33 am
Min ...Jesus or God don't do shit themselves... They delegate like proper bosses.
Jesus has got disciples like Hammy working furiously at it on his behalf...
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Know God, Know fear.
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