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RE: Staff!!!
November 1, 2010 at 9:16 pm
(November 1, 2010 at 10:51 am)tackattack Wrote: The greatest mysteries in Life Dotard are the one's you can figure out and use for the betterment of society.

Nah.. I say the greatest mystery of life is How does the asprin know to go up to your head if you have a headache or down to your feet if your feet are aching?

Thinking
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RE: Staff!!!
November 1, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Dotard Wrote:Nah.. I say the greatest mystery of life is How does the asprin know to go up to your head if you have a headache or down to your feet if your feet are aching?

An answer to that is that it affects you all over. Or rather, just your brain. It dulls your ability to feel pain, i think.

The greatest mystery of life (to me) is who we are. The more one thinks on it... the worse the mystery becomes.

(November 1, 2010 at 10:51 am)tackattack Wrote: Never-the-less I have some I'll post them on the third and hopefully there is something more to be learned about me. I'm a fairly open book, but I don't think anyone online who knows me, knows me well enough to claim they do.

Of course not, I was just being silly with you Smile So as not to speak for everyone, I would certainly like to know you better Tongue
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#23
RE: Staff!!!
November 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Sae, that only shifts the question to "How the fuck does Voltaren work?" Tongue
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RE: Staff!!!
November 1, 2010 at 10:01 pm
(November 1, 2010 at 9:54 pm)theVOID Wrote: Sae, that only shifts the question to "How the fuck does Voltaren work?" Tongue

I have no idea!

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#25
RE: Staff!!!
November 1, 2010 at 10:09 pm
(November 1, 2010 at 9:16 pm)Dotard Wrote:
(November 1, 2010 at 10:51 am)tackattack Wrote: The greatest mysteries in Life Dotard are the one's you can figure out and use for the betterment of society.

Nah.. I say the greatest mystery of life is How does the asprin know to go up to your head if you have a headache or down to your feet if your feet are aching?

Thinking

Female neurons guide them to where they need to go. Smile
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RE: Staff!!!
November 2, 2010 at 1:30 am
And for those with stupid internal configuration there's head-on apply directly to the forehead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs
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RE: Staff!!!
November 2, 2010 at 9:33 am
(November 1, 2010 at 9:44 pm)Saerules Wrote: An answer to that is that it affects you all over. Or rather, just your brain. It dulls your ability to feel pain, i think.

uh.... gee, thanks for solving that one for me. Geek

(Your response seems as if you didn't know that was a joke)
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#28
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November 2, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Ah, Homeopathic practitioners are amongst the most unintentionally hilarious people ever.
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#29
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November 3, 2010 at 4:06 am
(November 2, 2010 at 9:33 am)Dotard Wrote:
(November 1, 2010 at 9:44 pm)Saerules Wrote: An answer to that is that it affects you all over. Or rather, just your brain. It dulls your ability to feel pain, i think.

uh.... gee, thanks for solving that one for me. Geek

(Your response seems as if you didn't know that was a joke)

I gave a serious answer to a silly question! Blush

I am forever mortified Blush

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#30
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November 3, 2010 at 9:42 pm

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