Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 1, 2026, 1:00 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
There's One Born Every Minute

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
There's One Born Every Minute
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#1
There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#2
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Let's hope they can be raptured from the world to worship the divine toast fulltime.
Find
Reply
Tiberius Offline
Question Everything.
********
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 14937
Threads: 686
Joined: August 25, 2008
Reputation: 142
#3
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Find
Reply
Shinylight Offline
#atheistforums caretaker.
**
Religious Views: Antitheist
Posts: 491
Threads: 16
Joined: August 6, 2009
Reputation: 20
#4
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I'd rather have Hitler Toast

[Image: hitler+toast+many.jpg]
"God is dead" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Faith is what you have in things that DON'T exist. - Homer J. Simpson
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#5
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 2:37 pm
And once again it is proven that every thread becomes about Hitler!
Find
Reply
Autumnlicious Away
Reborn
*****
Religious Views: Lillith is my homegirl
Posts: 6191
Threads: 124
Joined: November 13, 2009
Reputation: 70
#6
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Awww. I thought it was Charlie Chaplin toast.

No one ever gives that good actor any credit any more - only his evil bad artist "twin"
Find
Reply
Jonah Offline
The Acolyte of Apostasy
*
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 82
Threads: 13
Joined: October 25, 2010
Reputation: 0
#7
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Those things would sell like the Twilight DVD box sets where I live! Tongue
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"

"But the happiness of an atheist is neither the vacuous enjoyment of a fool, nor the short-lived pleasure of a rogue. It is rather the expression of a disposition that has ceased to torture itself with foolish fancies, or perplex itself with useless beliefs." - Chapman Cohen
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#8
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 6:45 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2010 at 6:45 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(October 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm)Jonah Wrote: Those things would sell like the Twilight DVD box sets where I live! Tongue

Then do a public service and separate the fools from their money.

This would keep them from using their money to corrupt the minds of poor third world victim through "missionary" work.

Find
Reply
Jonah Offline
The Acolyte of Apostasy
*
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 82
Threads: 13
Joined: October 25, 2010
Reputation: 0
#9
RE: There's One Born Every Minute
October 29, 2010 at 6:46 pm
(October 29, 2010 at 6:45 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(October 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm)Jonah Wrote: Those things would sell like the Twilight DVD box sets where I live! Tongue

Then do a public service and separate the fools from their money.

This would keep them from using their money to corrupt the minds of poor third world victim through "missionary" work.

Believe me, I've tried to do this public service, but the Twilight fantards around here are exceptionally aggressive, especially when you try to take their Taylor Lautner posters.
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"

"But the happiness of an atheist is neither the vacuous enjoyment of a fool, nor the short-lived pleasure of a rogue. It is rather the expression of a disposition that has ceased to torture itself with foolish fancies, or perplex itself with useless beliefs." - Chapman Cohen
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
There's One Born Every Minute

Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Happy Birthday to all the members who were "born" today! Jehanne 7 3079 January 4, 2023 at 1:08 pm
Last Post: HappySkeptic
  There's social distancing, and then there's SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!! Gawdzilla Sama 8 2797 March 24, 2020 at 10:53 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  What candy came out the year you were born? Kitan Etos 23 6437 October 21, 2018 at 11:25 pm
Last Post: Fireball
  Born in the wrong country Alexmahone 3 1967 April 20, 2018 at 5:35 pm
Last Post: Enlightened Ape
  Curious how one gets the "jerkoff" emoticon next to one's name Kitan Etos 29 11304 April 17, 2018 at 9:39 am
Last Post: Jackie
  Last Minute Gift Advice Neo-Scholastic 28 8647 December 27, 2017 at 11:08 am
Last Post: Jackalope
  What would you do if you could remember every single moment in your life? c172 11 4750 October 13, 2017 at 5:46 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Dumbest Thing Some Has Every Said To You Amarok 54 18158 August 28, 2017 at 4:22 pm
Last Post: Thumpalumpacus
  Not every pedophile is a rapist. Macoleco 205 60362 October 26, 2016 at 9:39 pm
Last Post: BrokenQuill92
  Every post WINS !!! vorlon13 133 23764 February 24, 2016 at 5:11 am
Last Post: ErGingerbreadMandude



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)