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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
November 9, 2017 at 4:39 pm
(November 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm)Darinda Wrote: A female employee
got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.
She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.
Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.
The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot.
"Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar.
Well, my ex once told me the penis mightier than the sword!
He was wrong.
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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
November 9, 2017 at 4:40 pm
(November 9, 2017 at 6:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'd like to use "Beccs" "strapon" "Catholic priest" together with "fucked me in the ass" but I can't make it work? I've got writer's block! Any suggestions? lol!
Shouldn't that read, "giant, black, spiked, strapon"?
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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
November 9, 2017 at 4:54 pm
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(November 9, 2017 at 4:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Well, my ex once told me the penis mightier than the sword!
He was wrong.
No he wasn't, he just didn't know how to wield either.
Ambiguity ftw!
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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
November 9, 2017 at 8:05 pm
This penis stuck in my arse, also known as writer's block.
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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
November 9, 2017 at 8:14 pm
I'm sure you'll work it out!
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RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
November 9, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Things are tight at work and the boss is forced to layoff one worker. It's down to Jack or Nancy. It's a toss-up so he decides it will be the one he sees first.
He sees Nancy first. He puts his hand on her arm and says, "Nancy, I'm afraid I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off."
Nancy tells him that she's spoken for so he'll have to jack-off.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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