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How emphasis changes meaning.
#1
How emphasis changes meaning.
I like this example.

I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    You must have heard it from someone else?


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    I actually said the dog's as vicious as the owner and both need  to be put down!


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Maybe you heard it from the officer reading you your rights?


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Nah, it was the neighbour's toy moodle from across the road, I'm sure!


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Depends? Does your hampster have huge canines!


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!  Sorry, I meant he was just tasting me?


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    Nah, my hands are naturally bloody all the time


I didn't say that your dog bit me on the hand!    My mistake ...He mistook my hand for a giant fucking Schmacko!


(If you got any others, chuck 'em here)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#2
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
LOL, still funny if you change "bit me on the hand" to "fucked me in the ass".


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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
Don't temp me!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
ROFLOL
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#5
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
Can we use "Catholic priest" in that new sentence somewhere?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
ROFLOL ROFLOL
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#7
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
I'd like to use "Beccs" "strapon" "Catholic priest" together with "fucked me in the ass" but I can't make it work? I've got writer's block! Any suggestions? lol!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#8
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
This reminded me of the first part of this young lads act Big Grin




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#9
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
What is this shit?


What is this shit?


What is this shit?


What is this?! Shit!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#10
RE: How emphasis changes meaning.
A female employee
got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.

Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it.Thanks a lot.
"Moral: A "space" is an essential part of English grammar.
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