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Silicon Heaven
November 15, 2017 at 4:17 pm
If there's no silicon heaven, where do all the calculators go?

Check mate, atheists!

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RE: Silicon Heaven
November 15, 2017 at 4:20 pm
That question is pretty smegging hard...

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RE: Silicon Heaven
November 15, 2017 at 4:25 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2017 at 4:26 pm by purplepurpose.)
http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/06/man-who-cl...s-6619415/

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RE: Silicon Heaven
November 15, 2017 at 4:41 pm
I got all excited from the title Beccs!

(here I am thinking you were going to show us a bigger pair of puppies)
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RE: Silicon Heaven
November 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm
The puppies are big enough.

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RE: Silicon Heaven
November 15, 2017 at 5:28 pm
(November 15, 2017 at 4:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The puppies are big enough.

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BLASPHEMY!!

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RE: Silicon Heaven
November 15, 2017 at 6:53 pm
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