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Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
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RE: Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
"The Defendant"
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#12
RE: Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
Cheeto Von Tweeto or Fuckface Von Clownstick.
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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#13
RE: Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
I'm still championing Herr Oberststurmbanngroppenfuhrer, to acknowledge his sexual deviancy and his nazism.

Other than that I think the Illegal Immigrant is another goer, combining his irregular nature (from his grandpappy's, and likely mothers too, irregular entry to the country) and his obsession with brown people.
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RE: Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
Switching my vote to "Cheeto Von Tweeto", for the win!
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(December 3, 2017 at 12:39 pm)Divinity Wrote: Cheeto Von Tweeto or Fuckface Von Clownstick.

Cheeto Von Tweeto ROFLOL
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
(December 2, 2017 at 11:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 2, 2017 at 10:15 pm)Fireball Wrote: Some or most of our presidents have gained a nickname that they have been remembered by, some for over a century. Besides "the WLB", Smile  the floor is open for suggestions about what the Chump will go down as in history.

There was no US president nicknamed 'Stonewall Jackson'.

Boru
Right! Andrew Jackson's nickname was Old Hickory. Or, as his slaves and the Cherokee called him, Motherfucker.
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RE: Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
(December 2, 2017 at 10:51 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Prisoner # 210798561

I can almost imagine Augustus Hill narrating it:

Prisoner #18T417, Donald Trump. Convicted November 9, 2018. Obstruction of Justice, High Treason, and Sexual Assault. Sentence: Life Imprisonment. Up for parole when Mike Pence gets around to pardoning him.





A very conservative list of charges and a very optimistic timeline, I know.

Or maybe if they don't impeach, King Don might be a fitting name, since (besides the obvious):
  • This quote from James St. Clair, Nixon's lawyer during Watergate almost certainly applies to Trump's self-image: ""The president wants me to argue that he is as powerful a monarch as Louis XIV, only four years at a time, and is not subject to the processes of any court in the land except the court of impeachment."
  • He's acting like King John from an old Robin Hood story.
  • He acts like he's a Mafia don.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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Putin's Bitch.
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(December 2, 2017 at 10:15 pm)Fireball Wrote: Some or most of our presidents have gained a nickname that they have been remembered by, some for over a century. Besides "the WLB", Smile  the floor is open for suggestions about what the Chump will go down as in history.

He'll be dead in 10-15 years so I'm just hanging on to that thought.

"Dead guy in 10-15 years." *


*ETA: Of natural causes for anyone reading at the NSA.

-Teresa
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RE: Honest Abe. Stonewall Jackson. Jack the Zipper.
(December 4, 2017 at 10:25 pm)Tres Leches Wrote:
(December 2, 2017 at 10:15 pm)Fireball Wrote: Some or most of our presidents have gained a nickname that they have been remembered by, some for over a century. Besides "the WLB", Smile  the floor is open for suggestions about what the Chump will go down as in history.

He'll be dead in 10-15 years so I'm just hanging on to that thought.

"Dead guy in 10-15 years." *


*ETA: Of natural causes for anyone reading at the NSA.

-Teresa

Time heals all wounds!
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