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LOL I wish this feature was real
Edwardo Piet Away
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LOL I wish this feature was real
December 20, 2017 at 11:47 am
This would be so hilarious and awesome if it were real:



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RE: LOL I wish this feature was real
December 21, 2017 at 2:02 am (This post was last modified: December 21, 2017 at 2:04 am by ignoramus.)
Tibs should start working on trollscreens, poescreens and sockscreens asap! lol.

IE: If anyone posts the following text strings, they should be permabanned straight away.

1) I used to be an atheist
2) I uzed 2 be a teecher
3) I can prove that God exists
4) I can prove that God doesn't exist
5) The koran is a scientific encyclopaedia
6) I'm a critical thinking Christian
7) I promise I'm not another sock of ProgrammingJordan
8)
9)
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: LOL I wish this feature was real
December 21, 2017 at 3:19 am
"I used to hate god just like you...

















...then I took an arrow to the knee"


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RE: LOL I wish this feature was real
December 21, 2017 at 4:42 am
(December 21, 2017 at 2:02 am)ignoramus Wrote: Tibs should start working on trollscreens, poescreens and sockscreens asap!  lol.

IE: If anyone posts the following text strings, they should be permabanned straight away.

1) I used to be an atheist
2) I uzed 2 be a teecher
3) I can prove that God exists
4) I can prove that God doesn't exist
5) The koran is a scientific encyclopaedia
6) I'm a critical thinking Christian
7) I promise I'm not another sock of ProgrammingJordan
8)
9)

8)  If you don't believe in God, you don't believe in anything
9)  Oh, yeah?  Well, God doesn't believe in YOU, either!

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RE: LOL I wish this feature was real
December 21, 2017 at 4:49 am
Oooooooh! Fun game!

8) Why do atheists hate God so much?
9) ATHEISTS WANT TO SIN SO MUCH THAT THEY DENY GOD!!!!

(BTW, Iggy, ought we not encourage critical thinking among everyone, Christians included? I disagree with your #6 trollscreen)
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RE: LOL I wish this feature was real
December 21, 2017 at 6:37 am
(December 21, 2017 at 4:49 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: (BTW, Iggy, ought we not encourage critical thinking among everyone, Christians included? I disagree with your #6 trollscreen)

that's an oxymoron
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RE: LOL I wish this feature was real
December 21, 2017 at 6:54 am
Yep, like anti matter and matter coming together.

A critical thinking Christian is rarer than rocking horse poo!
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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: LOL I wish this feature was real
December 21, 2017 at 7:36 am
Hehehe.

Here's another brilliant feature, this one is for YouTube:





We should TOTALLY have this feature.
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