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Enlightenment with the sod
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Enlightenment with the sod
Me: You know what you are? You're a total sod that's what you are!

Sod: That's my name! Don't wear it out!

Me: Go to hell!

Sod: Eat my ass!

Me: Go to hell!

Sod: Eat my ass!

Me: No! You're not an attractive woman at all.

Sod: I made a cake today.

Me: Well, good for you, you're still a sod.

Sod: I wonder if Martians sleep...


The End.
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#2
RE: Enlightenment with the sod
Pretty deep, Hammy.
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#3
RE: Enlightenment with the sod
(December 23, 2017 at 9:51 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Pretty deep, Hammy.

Hammy's contracted to the devil to get out 10,000 words a day... Oh else his dickie falls off!

These are desperate times.
He's doing his best...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#4
RE: Enlightenment with the sod
I don't even post on AF as much anymore.

Still somehow I'm the second highest poster on the site lol.
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#5
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You're gonna hit 40k posts soon!@

Make it a special one and post something sensible!

Tongue
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Enlightenment with the sod
(December 24, 2017 at 1:35 am)ignoramus Wrote: You're gonna hit 40k posts soon!@

Make it a special one and post something sensible!

Tongue

What?! You KNOW I never change Tongue
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