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Tourette's
#21
RE: Tourette's
(January 3, 2018 at 11:04 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:30 am)Cyberman Wrote: How about suicidal depressives, like me? It's hilarious! Sometimes I just kill myself!


Nope, completely different.  For one thing, what you said was funny.  Self referential put down jokes are always the best.

Hmmm. really?

Lemme try it:

I'm an out of control impulsively compulsive and compulsively impulsive motherfucker who barely gets out the house and is so obsessed with sex and music with himself that he hardly ever gets to experience those things with other people.

Was that funny?
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#22
RE: Tourette's
That had everything .. except the funny.
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#23
RE: Tourette's
(January 3, 2018 at 1:34 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 11:04 am)Whateverist Wrote: Nope, completely different.  For one thing, what you said was funny.  Self referential put down jokes are always the best.

Hmmm. really?

Lemme try it:

I'm an out of control impulsively compulsive and compulsively impulsive motherfucker who barely gets out the house and is so obsessed with sex and music with himself that he hardly ever gets to experience those things with other people.

Was that funny?

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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#24
RE: Tourette's
(January 3, 2018 at 11:04 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 8:30 am)Cyberman Wrote: How about suicidal depressives, like me? It's hilarious! Sometimes I just kill myself!


Nope, completely different.  For one thing, what you said was funny.  Self referential put down jokes are always the best.
I'll try it:

I have PGAD. How about I'm a pastor with PGAD and have to take frequent breaks to orgasm and catch my breath. It would be great as physical comedy.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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#25
RE: Tourette's
How about staying away from the altar boys? Angel
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#26
RE: Tourette's
Low-hanging fruit. That is all.
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#27
RE: Tourette's


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#28
RE: Tourette's
(January 2, 2018 at 11:29 pm)Haipule Wrote: For by *shit* *fuck* *fuck* grace *piss* *piss* *shit* you *fuck* *piss* have been saved *shit* *piss* *piss* through faith *shit* *fuck* *piss* *piss* *pisssss* Eph 2:8a NASB

Ate up, yup. I generally ignore your posts, and this is why. I suspect that you are attempting to be some sort of comedian, but it really isn't working here. Try somewhere else, maybe.

future /ignore for inanity
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#29
RE: Tourette's
It wasn't funny, but I don't dislike the guy for it.
As for the content, nothing is sacred in comedy or there would be no comedy.
I must be strange, but I can't help but appreciate that someone has gone to the trouble to try to make me laugh.
It's like, a nice thing to do and Haipule seems like a nice guy.
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#30
RE: Tourette's
(January 4, 2018 at 9:39 am)Little lunch Wrote: It wasn't funny, but I don't dislike the guy for it.
As for the content, nothing is sacred in comedy or there would be no comedy.
I must be strange, but I can't help but appreciate that someone has gone to the trouble to try to make me laugh.
It's like, a nice thing to do and Haipule seems like a nice guy.
Thanks Little Lunch! I(all of us I'm sure) think you are hilarious!

As an inside to that "joke", is my complete distain for how the verse is translated into English! Funny how the theists here made no comments! And frankly, I really didn't want to go there anyway.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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