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#31
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 12:45 pm
It's a good thing that the WLB wasn't at Pearl Harbor on December 7.  Can you imagine?

"Air raid Pearl Harbor.  This is no drill.  Mad.  Sad.  Bad.  #fuckingjaps"
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RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 1:21 pm
(January 14, 2018 at 12:01 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 14, 2018 at 3:39 am)Godscreated Wrote:   
 Why would people do that you're on and island, couldn't out run it. Set back at the beach and watch the fireworks. Big Grin

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See, Haipule, this is the go to response of xtians, or at least what they imagine: watch the poor unsaved bastards who wouldn't heed your advice scramble while you eagerly await the show of shows in the afterlife.   Doh
 
 It was a joke, besides where are you going to hide on an island that gets nuked and then the volcanic eruption that will result will make the nuke look like a firecracker.
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#33
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 1:28 pm
I hope nobody died because of this. I would seriously consider killing myself.
This is just horrendous.
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#34
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 1:41 pm
(January 14, 2018 at 11:33 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Quite funny are those blaming Trump for a fuck up in a BLUE state's missile warning system.

So, Trump has agents de provocateur in Hawaii's democrat administration who's goal is to make Trump look bad ??


I think we need theist logic to sort this blame game out, it's leaving me even more confused than usual. And without a report coming through Stratcom (or whatever they're calling it these days) I'm still trying to figure out why Trump, Congress, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, etc, were ALL out of the loop but were still all at fault, and apparently criminally responsible.

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Maybe, just to be sure, martial law needs imposed on Hawaii as they were 'plausibly' trying to start WWIII with North Korea, either by design or by depraved indifference . . . .

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#35
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 2:00 pm
(January 14, 2018 at 1:21 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(January 14, 2018 at 12:01 pm)Whateverist Wrote: See, Haipule, this is the go to response of xtians, or at least what they imagine: watch the poor unsaved bastards who wouldn't heed your advice scramble while you eagerly await the show of shows in the afterlife.   Doh
 
 It was a joke, besides where are you going to hide on an island that gets nuked and then the volcanic eruption that will result will make the nuke look like a firecracker.
GC


Yeah, it was more really just dark fatalism humor on your part, and something I might say myself.  No big judgement here.
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#36
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 2:23 pm
(January 14, 2018 at 2:00 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(January 14, 2018 at 1:21 pm)Godscreated Wrote:  
 It was a joke, besides where are you going to hide on an island that gets nuked and then the volcanic eruption that will result will make the nuke look like a firecracker.
GC


Yeah, it was more really just dark fatalism humor on your part, and something I might say myself.  No big judgement here.

Cool

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RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 2:23 pm
(January 14, 2018 at 12:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's a good thing that the WLB wasn't at Pearl Harbor on December 7.  Can you imagine?

"Air raid Pearl Harbor.  This is no drill.  Mad.  Sad.  Bad.  #fuckingjaps"

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#38
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 3:03 pm
(January 14, 2018 at 12:09 am)Tres Leches Wrote:
(January 13, 2018 at 7:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At any rate, at least they know that people read the civil defense tweets!

From what I saw on the news, it was a push notification sent to cell phones.

I got to wondering what the hell I would do if Trump causes a nuclear attack on the west coast. Some people in Hawaii sheltered in their garages. But what good will that do in a mushroom cloud? And if you survive, then what? Scrounge for seed corn until you die a miserable death from radiation poisoning?

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Nah, the point of sheltering with soft cover is protection against alpha particles and fallout for those who are far enough from ground zero that the blast is not the primary hazard.
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RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 3:29 pm
We were sure the target was Pearl Harbor. We live on Maui which is far to the East of O'ahu and up wind. So, we were sure we would have survived but my wife said that they will probably evacuate us. Personally, I think I would prefer to get blown to Kingdom come then face another winter on the mainland!

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#40
RE: Incoming Missile
January 14, 2018 at 3:47 pm
It's a good thing Trump wasn't golfing in Hawaii at the time.
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