It's a good thing that the WLB wasn't at Pearl Harbor on December 7. Can you imagine?
"Air raid Pearl Harbor. This is no drill. Mad. Sad. Bad. #fuckingjaps"
"Air raid Pearl Harbor. This is no drill. Mad. Sad. Bad. #fuckingjaps"
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It's a good thing that the WLB wasn't at Pearl Harbor on December 7. Can you imagine?
"Air raid Pearl Harbor. This is no drill. Mad. Sad. Bad. #fuckingjaps" (January 14, 2018 at 12:01 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(January 14, 2018 at 3:39 am)Godscreated Wrote: It was a joke, besides where are you going to hide on an island that gets nuked and then the volcanic eruption that will result will make the nuke look like a firecracker. GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
I hope nobody died because of this. I would seriously consider killing myself.
This is just horrendous.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
-Homer Simpson (January 14, 2018 at 11:33 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Quite funny are those blaming Trump for a fuck up in a BLUE state's missile warning system. Covert action to get more spam.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(January 14, 2018 at 1:21 pm)Godscreated Wrote:(January 14, 2018 at 12:01 pm)Whateverist Wrote: See, Haipule, this is the go to response of xtians, or at least what they imagine: watch the poor unsaved bastards who wouldn't heed your advice scramble while you eagerly await the show of shows in the afterlife. Yeah, it was more really just dark fatalism humor on your part, and something I might say myself. No big judgement here. (January 14, 2018 at 2:00 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(January 14, 2018 at 1:21 pm)Godscreated Wrote: Cool GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
(January 14, 2018 at 12:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's a good thing that the WLB wasn't at Pearl Harbor on December 7. Can you imagine? Admiral to Gunner Trump, "Take your post". Trump, "Bu bu bu PORN STARS!" Admiral "TRUMP TAKE YOUR POST!" Trump, " Bu bu bu BONE SPURS" Admiral, "Hey asshole, those aren't kites in the sky!" Admiral, "GET YOUR ASS TO THE POST!" Trump, "Haiti is a shithole". Admiral, "There goes the Arizona" Trump, " Not now, watching Fox News. Seriously, cant a guy look in the mirror and masturbate without sane people interrupting me?" (January 14, 2018 at 12:09 am)Tres Leches Wrote:(January 13, 2018 at 7:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At any rate, at least they know that people read the civil defense tweets! Nah, the point of sheltering with soft cover is protection against alpha particles and fallout for those who are far enough from ground zero that the blast is not the primary hazard.
We were sure the target was Pearl Harbor. We live on Maui which is far to the East of O'ahu and up wind. So, we were sure we would have survived but my wife said that they will probably evacuate us. Personally, I think I would prefer to get blown to Kingdom come then face another winter on the mainland!
I have evolved and 79 degrees is cold!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
It's a good thing Trump wasn't golfing in Hawaii at the time.
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