Incoming Missile

[Minimalist]

It's a good thing that the WLB wasn't at Pearl Harbor on December 7.  Can you imagine?

"Air raid Pearl Harbor.  This is no drill.  Mad.  Sad.  Bad.  #fuckingjaps"

[Godscreated]

  
 Why would people do that you're on and island, couldn't out run it. Set back at the beach and watch the fireworks.

  GC

See, Haipule, this is the go to response of xtians, or at least what they imagine: watch the poor unsaved bastards who wouldn't heed your advice scramble while you eagerly await the show of shows in the afterlife.  

 
 It was a joke, besides where are you going to hide on an island that gets nuked and then the volcanic eruption that will result will make the nuke look like a firecracker.
GC

[Mermaid]

I hope nobody died because of this. I would seriously consider killing myself.
This is just horrendous.

[brewer]

Quite funny are those blaming Trump for a fuck up in a BLUE state's missile warning system.

So, Trump has agents de provocateur in Hawaii's democrat administration who's goal is to make Trump look bad ??


I think we need theist logic to sort this blame game out, it's leaving me even more confused than usual. And without a report coming through Stratcom (or whatever they're calling it these days) I'm still trying to figure out why Trump, Congress, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, etc, were ALL out of the loop but were still all at fault, and apparently criminally responsible.

[sarcasm mode]
Maybe, just to be sure, martial law needs imposed on Hawaii as they were 'plausibly' trying to start WWIII with North Korea, either by design or by depraved indifference . . . .

[/sarcasm mode]

Covert action to get more spam. 

[Whateverist]

See, Haipule, this is the go to response of xtians, or at least what they imagine: watch the poor unsaved bastards who wouldn't heed your advice scramble while you eagerly await the show of shows in the afterlife.  

 
 It was a joke, besides where are you going to hide on an island that gets nuked and then the volcanic eruption that will result will make the nuke look like a firecracker.
GC

Yeah, it was more really just dark fatalism humor on your part, and something I might say myself.  No big judgement here.

[Godscreated]

 
 It was a joke, besides where are you going to hide on an island that gets nuked and then the volcanic eruption that will result will make the nuke look like a firecracker.
GC

Yeah, it was more really just dark fatalism humor on your part, and something I might say myself.  No big judgement here.

Cool

GC

[Brian37]

It's a good thing that the WLB wasn't at Pearl Harbor on December 7.  Can you imagine?

"Air raid Pearl Harbor.  This is no drill.  Mad.  Sad.  Bad.  #fuckingjaps"

Admiral to Gunner Trump, "Take your post".

Trump, "Bu bu bu PORN STARS!"

Admiral "TRUMP TAKE YOUR POST!"

Trump, " Bu bu bu BONE SPURS"

Admiral, "Hey asshole, those aren't kites in the sky!"

Admiral, "GET YOUR ASS TO THE POST!"

Trump, "Haiti is a shithole".

Admiral, "There goes the Arizona"

Trump, " Not now, watching Fox News. Seriously, cant a guy look in the mirror and masturbate without sane people interrupting me?"

[Jackalope]

At any rate, at least they know that people read the civil defense tweets!

From what I saw on the news, it was a push notification sent to cell phones.

I got to wondering what the hell I would do if Trump causes a nuclear attack on the west coast. Some people in Hawaii sheltered in their garages. But what good will that do in a mushroom cloud? And if you survive, then what? Scrounge for seed corn until you die a miserable death from radiation poisoning?

-Teresa

Nah, the point of sheltering with soft cover is protection against alpha particles and fallout for those who are far enough from ground zero that the blast is not the primary hazard.

[Haipule]

We were sure the target was Pearl Harbor. We live on Maui which is far to the East of O'ahu and up wind. So, we were sure we would have survived but my wife said that they will probably evacuate us. Personally, I think I would prefer to get blown to Kingdom come then face another winter on the mainland!

I have evolved and 79 degrees is cold!

[Angrboda]

It's a good thing Trump wasn't golfing in Hawaii at the time.