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Admitting you're a skinner

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Admitting you're a skinner
Edwardo Piet Away
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Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 9:07 am
These individuals need to admit it:











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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 9:12 am


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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 9:14 am
I'm from Missouri, we know how to skin mules.
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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 9:16 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2018 at 9:20 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Oh wow I've heard of P.F. Strawson and his talks on free will but not B.F. Skinner and his talks on free will!

The only BF I know is this one:





Oh and this one:

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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 11:03 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2018 at 11:04 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Remember, sinners, shake it three times and you're taking a piss.  Four is masturbation.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 11:30 am
(February 1, 2018 at 11:03 am)Khemikal Wrote: Remember, sinners, shake it three times and you're taking a piss.  Four is masturbation.

I'm just going to shake it 3 times, for everyone in the building.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 11:47 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2018 at 11:48 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(February 1, 2018 at 11:03 am)Khemikal Wrote: Remember, sinners, shake it three times and you're taking a piss.  Four is masturbation.

This is the skinner thread not the sinner thread remain on topic goddammit Angry

It's crucial.

This is crucial. Meg.

Listen to Peter:



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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 11:57 am
Mea culpa, mea culpa..does it count if I have about 500 euphemisms for skinning the duck?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Admitting you're a skinner
February 1, 2018 at 12:00 pm
If it's a small enough animal we just call it peeling.
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