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Church boards
February 11, 2018 at 5:00 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Church boards
February 11, 2018 at 7:16 am
LOL! I'm glad we don't have signs like that where I live. But reading them would make for an entertaining diversion.
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RE: Church boards
February 11, 2018 at 12:33 pm
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RE: Church boards
February 12, 2018 at 4:24 am
(February 11, 2018 at 7:16 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: LOL! I'm glad we don't have signs like that where I live. But reading them would make for an entertaining diversion.

Oh come on you don't have it that bad. I remember watching in the movie "Bridget Jones 3" that people in Anglican churches can yell all sorts of words like "Fuck", "Shit", "Cunt" etc. so I guess it's not so devoid of fun.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Church boards
February 12, 2018 at 5:37 am
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RE: Church boards
February 12, 2018 at 9:20 am
(February 12, 2018 at 4:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote:
(February 11, 2018 at 7:16 am)Industrial Lad Wrote: LOL! I'm glad we don't have signs like that where I live. But reading them would make for an entertaining diversion.

Oh come on you don't have it that bad. I remember watching in the movie "Bridget Jones 3" that people in Anglican churches can yell all sorts of words like "Fuck", "Shit", "Cunt" etc. so I guess it's not so devoid of fun.

Lol well I don't go to Church anymore. Never been to an Anglican Church. But the Church signs in rural Ohio are actually pretty bland. Not a whole lot of "You need to get right with Jesus SINNER!" signs here. lol
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RE: Church boards
February 12, 2018 at 12:50 pm
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February 19, 2018 at 7:08 am
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Church boards
February 19, 2018 at 8:33 am (This post was last modified: February 19, 2018 at 8:33 am by polymath257.)
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RE: Church boards
February 24, 2018 at 11:22 am (This post was last modified: February 24, 2018 at 11:25 am by Fake Messiah.)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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