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Reasons to detest Jazz # 9

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Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
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Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:11 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2018 at 11:37 pm by Succubus.)
This Jazz music thing; I've tried Ringo, I've really tried.
If you have even a passing familiarity with Johnny Dankworth and Cleo Laine then now is the time to fess up. All your life experiences are tainted by the foul pestilence that is Punk Rock/Jazz music. You're mind has been poisoned.

"Doo bee doo doo bee doo be doo, Bap Bap!"...


Jazz is pesh, it always was and it always will be.

An eternity, or is that an infinity? In heaven listening to John Coltrane and his fucking trumpet? Please kill me now.

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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:20 pm
You need 9 reasons??

Reason only: it's crap.
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:29 pm
Try mixing it with weed.


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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:38 pm
(February 15, 2018 at 11:11 pm)Succubus Wrote: This Jazz music thing; I've tried Ringo, I've really tried.
If you have even a passing familiarity with Johnny Dankworth and Cleo Laine then now is the time to fess up. All your life experiences are tainted by the foul pestilence that is Punk Rock/Jazz music. You're mind has been poisoned.

"Doo bee doo doo bee doo be doo, Bap Bap!"...

Jazz is pesh, it always was and it always will be.

An eternity, or is that an infinity? In heaven listening to John Coltrane and his fucking trumpet? Please kill me now.

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Edit; # 2 Spacing.

Edit; # 3 Line gappage.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:42 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2018 at 11:50 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
Crackheads gonna crack.









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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:51 pm
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:52 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2018 at 11:57 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)






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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 15, 2018 at 11:58 pm
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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 12:06 am
Is there any better slow-dancing than this?




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RE: Reasons to detest Jazz # 9
February 16, 2018 at 12:11 am (This post was last modified: February 16, 2018 at 12:11 am by Whateverist.)
(February 15, 2018 at 11:58 pm)Thena323 Wrote: [Image: giphy.gif]


I'm listening to the tunes Thump just posted but watching this at the same time.  My gawd but these rodents can blow.
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