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Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 4:50 am
(This post was last modified: February 23, 2018 at 4:53 am by Dylan_Klebold.)
As you know, I'm Dylan Klebold, the guy who did the Columbine Massacre back in 1999. Now that I came back from the dead, I want to promote my
new religion called Columbinism. I written a book called "The Columbine Bible", and I might release it soon...
What do y'all think?
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 5:00 am
Fuck you, you miserable piece of subhuman filth.
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 5:28 am
(February 23, 2018 at 4:50 am)Dylan_Klebold Wrote: As you know, I'm Dylan Klebold, the guy who did the Columbine Massacre back in 1999. Now that I came back from the dead, I want to promote my
new religion called Columbinism. I written a book called "The Columbine Bible", and I might release it soon...
What do y'all think?
I think your posting privileges are suspended while staff discuss purging you like a supermodel purges her breakfast.
And I agree with Boru.
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 6:33 am
As do I. In spades.
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 6:52 am
How old are you?
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 7:21 am
Actually it was TWO shooters and they both died during the shooting of Columbine.
Also - learn how to fucking spell Columbine, prick.
I hope they give you the hammer because I smell some really dirty laundry.
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 7:25 am
It's bizarre you say Dylan is "the guy" who did it.... because if anything Eric Harris was the most psychopathic of the two.
And I tried one of Harris's Doom levels (it's really fucked up how you can still find them on the internet and play them) and it sucked really really hard. Apparently good level design and psychopathic murderer doesn't mix well.
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 7:28 am
(February 23, 2018 at 7:21 am)Joods Wrote: Actually it was TWO shooters and they both died during the shooting of Columbine.
Also - learn how to fucking spell Columbine, prick.
I hope they give you the hammer because I smell some really dirty laundry.
It's pretty much a given.
Just waiting for votes
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RE: Columbinism
February 23, 2018 at 7:34 am
Deputize me so I can finish him off.
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