Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life,

[The Valkyrie]

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[Minimalist]

Looks like no more Hairy Krishna jokes for a while.

[Fireball]

You know where the chant comes from, right? He and the wife are getting it on, and she can hear the kids playing, so she knows they are going to be interrupted soon, and says, "Hurry Krishna hurry Hare hurry Hare hurry Hare hurry Krishna..."

Which makes a lot more sense than what the freshly banned pudknocker posted in his wall of text.

[I_am_not_mafia]

I know the OP has been banned already but it has been posted on this site before multiple times under different accounts.

https://atheistforums.org/thread-44380.html

https://atheistforums.org/thread-51853.html

[sdelsolray]

I've seen this one (the OP) on other forums. He begins threads with the same word salad screed, some comment on it and he gets banned. Quite predictable.