Maybe something along the lines of, "I feel sorry for you that you can't follow the conversation. Maybe a book would help?"
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Best response to "You are being too bookish and nerdy!"?
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Maybe try, 'You mean like those other bookish nerds Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates and Elon Musk?'
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(March 7, 2018 at 9:22 am)FlatAssembler Wrote: What do you think is the best response you can give to somebody if he accuses you of being too bookish and nerdy? Offer them crayons and a coloring book!
It is said that an argument is what convinces reasonable men and a proof is what it takes to convince even an unreasonable man. - Alexander Vilenkin
If I am shown my error, I will be the first to throw my books into the fire. - Martin Luther (March 7, 2018 at 10:07 am)Khemikal Wrote: Hahaha, lol, nerdy book nerd. We've got a reader here people! When I first started teaching math it wasn't unusual to hear someone in humanities casually announce they never could "do math" or something like that. To help them get perspective I liked to cop this attitude here. Nope, never could read a lick. Who would want to? Just wind up one more cross eyed bookish nerd. RE: Best response to "You are being too bookish and nerdy!"?
March 7, 2018 at 2:20 pm
(This post was last modified: March 7, 2018 at 2:23 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
RE: Best response to "You are being too bookish and nerdy!"?
March 7, 2018 at 3:38 pm
(This post was last modified: March 7, 2018 at 3:39 pm by Joods.)
(March 7, 2018 at 9:22 am)FlatAssembler Wrote: What do you think is the best response you can give to somebody if he accuses you of being too bookish and nerdy? Find another way to occupy your time rather than worrying about what someone on the internet that you'll never meet has said to you. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
Open a book of Shakespeare or Cicero and read it aloud to them for three hours straight, stopping every so often for an in-depth analysis of certain passages.
I'd be the bigger man and offer them a big cup of go fuck yourself.
*not really RE: Best response to "You are being too bookish and nerdy!"?
March 7, 2018 at 5:28 pm
(This post was last modified: March 7, 2018 at 5:30 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(March 7, 2018 at 9:22 am)FlatAssembler Wrote: What do you think is the best response you can give to somebody if he accuses you of being too bookish and nerdy? Two options: 1. Hit them with a heavy book/folder/sharp object. 2. Explain to them, in gratuitous detail, why knowing everything about the Force doesn't make you nerdy. Or, 3. Hire Beccs to kill them. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
"I'm sorry, but I don't have any idea what you're saying. I don't speak moron."
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