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RE: Need a project
March 14, 2018 at 9:17 pm
The available technologies that would have enabled a bronze age Jesus to build a jet-pack and fly off into the clouds. Methane from manure, bronze gas tanks, goat skin bellows to pressurize said methane, gourds as nozzles. Parachute from silk. Landing across the Jordan. Assumes an anonymous identity as a pig farmer in Syria. It's a theory!
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RE: Need a project
March 14, 2018 at 10:25 pm
Quote: gourds as nozzles.

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RE: Need a project
March 15, 2018 at 2:04 am
Chimp. You're an idea's man!

I'm picturing the Rocketeer herding goats for his day job... and scamming people "Dynamo" style in the evening...
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