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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 27, 2018 at 6:10 pm
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(March 27, 2018 at 6:05 pm)robvalue Wrote: But once I got through all that and a Emma came home, I had a lovely evening.
a Emma came home huh? Was it your extremely definitely 100% real wife Emma or another Emma who looked and sounded exactly like her but was nowhere near as definitely not non-existent? Hehe.
Sorry you had a stressful birthday so far. Hope you enjoy the rest of the night! Look forward to the pictures!
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 27, 2018 at 6:44 pm
Happy birthday.
As a special gift, you can keep half the $10, 000 you owe me.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 27, 2018 at 6:45 pm
(March 27, 2018 at 3:45 pm)Joods Wrote: LOL I say that to everyone tho. 
Try being pregnant past your due date. All a woman is thinking at that point is GTFO!! The third trimester is so hard. We pee all the time, we're tired, bloated, cranky, hot, fat and we have a little person wiggling around inside, kicking the shit out of our bladders.
Which is why I say: "Clones!"
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 27, 2018 at 6:53 pm
Happy Birthday Rob 
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 27, 2018 at 6:54 pm
Hamster "pinched" the dinning room table threw me for a moment.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 27, 2018 at 7:18 pm
Happy bday!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 28, 2018 at 12:56 am
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(March 27, 2018 at 6:10 pm)Hammy Wrote: (March 27, 2018 at 6:05 pm)robvalue Wrote: But once I got through all that and a Emma came home, I had a lovely evening.
a Emma came home huh? Was it your extremely definitely 100% real wife Emma or another Emma who looked and sounded exactly like her but was nowhere near as definitely not non-existent? Hehe.
Sorry you had a stressful birthday so far. Hope you enjoy the rest of the night! Look forward to the pictures!
Haha, whoops that was a Freudian slip I guess! I will ask her and check.
Thank you It will be a while I'm afraid, due to some people being cunts for no reason in the chain the process dragged on far longer than it needed to and we lost out on months of time we had planned to move in gradually.
(March 27, 2018 at 6:54 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Hamster "pinched" the dinning room table threw me for a moment.
Yeah, I need to make a video about that! Spiralina (our hamster) was experiencing "cage rage", even when in a decent size enclosure. This is quite common, we have learned. So we got a bigger one, which required a bigger table to house it! She is now extremely happy in her mansion.
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 28, 2018 at 2:08 am
Happy birthday!
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 28, 2018 at 10:53 am
I think my wife might be God actually. Here's why:
1) People are only allowed to meet her one at a time and can't take any evidence of her existence away with them.
2) She appears to everyone exactly how they imagine she would be, and she agrees with them about everything.
3) People who have met her are very suspicious of those who haven't, because she obviously exists and is awesome.
4) Her existence can be logically proven, such as:
(i) All men who begin to get married have wives
(ii) Rob began to get married
(iii) Therefor, Rob has a wife
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RE: Happy Birthday robvalue
March 28, 2018 at 10:13 pm
Happy birthday!
The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
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