Fugazi Daily News is reporting 96 year old actress Betty White has married 33 year old Brent Chinn.
"Chinn, who uses the pseudonym "Mr. Abs" on various online fitness forums states :
"Some people are accusing me of being a gold digging cunt, but I really am in love for the first time in my life."
"White told our Fugazi reporter when she located White outside a Laguna Beach Mexican Hot Dog truck:
"When he first proposed to me I thought, what a gold digging cunt! Then I thought, why should young people have all the fun? Little does Mr. Abs know that I slipped him a ruffie in his Red Bull and obtained his signature on an iron clad pre-nuptial agreement. He's not getting a dime and he is even going to have to pay for my funeral. This morning I used his credit card to pay for a dozen roses on Bea Arthurs grave. Would you like a hot dog? I'm buying! I pulled some cash out Mr Abs checking account. He will never find out. He never reads!"
"Chinn, who uses the pseudonym "Mr. Abs" on various online fitness forums states :
"Some people are accusing me of being a gold digging cunt, but I really am in love for the first time in my life."
"White told our Fugazi reporter when she located White outside a Laguna Beach Mexican Hot Dog truck:
"When he first proposed to me I thought, what a gold digging cunt! Then I thought, why should young people have all the fun? Little does Mr. Abs know that I slipped him a ruffie in his Red Bull and obtained his signature on an iron clad pre-nuptial agreement. He's not getting a dime and he is even going to have to pay for my funeral. This morning I used his credit card to pay for a dozen roses on Bea Arthurs grave. Would you like a hot dog? I'm buying! I pulled some cash out Mr Abs checking account. He will never find out. He never reads!"
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