I think the painful aspect might have been more vivid to a potential recipient than the possible lack of some hand sanitizer smeared on it . . . .
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April 4, 2018 at 12:10 pm
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Quote:That looks unsanitary! 
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
I guess I missed that day in history.
Here is the modern version.  ![[Image: f05b1c70-5ad5-49ad-8444-f64ad1a9b639.jpg]](https://2ecffd01e1ab3e9383f0-07db7b9624bbdf022e3b5395236d5cf8.ssl.cf4.rackcdn.com/Product-800x800/f05b1c70-5ad5-49ad-8444-f64ad1a9b639.jpg)
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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