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My questions for you
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RE: My questions for you
April 4, 2018 at 12:09 pm
I think the painful aspect might have been more vivid to a potential recipient than the possible lack of some hand sanitizer smeared on it . . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: My questions for you
April 4, 2018 at 12:10 pm (This post was last modified: April 4, 2018 at 12:11 pm by Succubus.)
Quote:That looks unsanitary!

Big GrinBig Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: My questions for you
April 4, 2018 at 12:25 pm
I guess I missed that day in history.

Here is the modern version.

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RE: My questions for you
April 4, 2018 at 12:28 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: My questions for you
April 4, 2018 at 12:37 pm
(April 4, 2018 at 12:48 am)Lutrinae Wrote: 1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato?

Buddha.

Quote:2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?

Demon.

Quote:3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?

6.5

Quote:4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?

Always.

Quote:4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?

Never.

Quote:4.3. Should I be institutionalized?

Banana.

Quote:5. When was the last time you were cool?

When I got home earlier, before I turned my heater on.

Quote:6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?

Yes.

Quote:7. Okay, be honest: does it?

No.

Quote:8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.

Apricot.

Quote:9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?

Doctor Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

Quote:10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you?

No. It's always loud in my ears.

Quote:11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?

Suck on my manly parts.

Quote:12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam?

Never.

Quote:13.  Naughty Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?

In your dreams, sure.

Quote:14.  Describe your favorite hoopla.

Doctor Seuss's The Cat in the Hat.

Quote:15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching.

7.3/11
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