My questions for you

[vorlon13]

I think the painful aspect might have been more vivid to a potential recipient than the possible lack of some hand sanitizer smeared on it . . . .

[Succubus]

That looks unsanitary!

[rskovride]

I guess I missed that day in history.

Here is the modern version.

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[vorlon13]

[Edwardo Piet]

1. Jesus, Buddha, or tomato?

Buddha.

2. Angel, demon, or Voldermort?

Demon.

3. How many hours does a cat have to lick herself before she gets to her creamy middle?

6.5

4. Do you think I'm losing it at this point?

Always.

4.2. Have I seriously lost it yet?

Never.

4.3. Should I be institutionalized?

Banana.

5. When was the last time you were cool?

When I got home earlier, before I turned my heater on.

6. If god is real, does that mean you're fictional?

Yes.

7. Okay, be honest: does it?

No.

8. If you're having trouble with this questionnaire, say no.

Apricot.

9.  If I had a knife, would it be enough to cut through all the bullshit?

Doctor Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

10.  It's too loud.  Turn it down.  Did you?

No. It's always loud in my ears.

11. You didn't turn it down.  Now I'm pissed. Want to throw some hands?

Suck on my manly parts.

12.  When was the last time you had a rectal exam?

Never.

13.  Rectal exams are my specialty, shall I investigate?

In your dreams, sure.

14.  Describe your favorite hoopla.

Doctor Seuss's The Cat in the Hat.

15.  Rate this questionnaire. Be careful.  I'm watching.

7.3/11