1. Beef, turtles, or buttsex?
Turtles
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?
The nightgown I am wearing now
3. Least favorite cheese?
Any cheese that contains rennet
4. Most favorite bees?
The fuzzy bumble bees
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?
Nah, I'd tame a raptor to defend me.
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?
Probably 8
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
Skip then
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?
Lizard geckos
8. Horses or donkeys?
Both
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?
Donkeys
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?
Wow, that's a lot of hammys. I'll take the hammys.
11. Mayo or salad cream?
Mayo for life
12. Silliness or wackiness?
Silliness
13. Wackiness or zaniness?
Zaniness
14. Zaniness or loopiness?
Loopiness
15. Music or poetry?
Music. It's just poetry that you sing.
16. Film or TV?
TV
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?
Hahahaha Cucumbers as dildos.
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?
Bipolar bears. Wow, dangerous.
19. Lemon or lime?
Lemon
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?
...Ice cream
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?
アイスクリーム <3
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex?
Both sound just terrible. Just awful.
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack?
Both
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?
MONOPOLY
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart?
Yellow
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it?
So little farting
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"?
I like beans...
27. Doctor or vet?
Vet
28. Vet or real doctor?
Vet
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?
Hammy you goofball <3
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead?
tasty vaginahead o-o o-o
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions?
I sure did
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet?
Nope
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time?
If it's enjoyed it is not a waste of time
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
Dandruff I guess
Turtles
2. If you had to name your favorite hour of the day, which clothing would you wear?
The nightgown I am wearing now
3. Least favorite cheese?
Any cheese that contains rennet
4. Most favorite bees?
The fuzzy bumble bees
5. If dinosaurs never became extinct, would you currently be in the middle of having your gall bladder ripped open by a raptor?
Nah, I'd tame a raptor to defend me.
5. If Wednesday were the 11th day of the month, how many fingers would I be holding up?
Probably 8
5. Poker, Lizard geckos or this should be question 6?
Skip then
7. Poker, Lizard Geckos or frogs that play blackjack?
Lizard geckos
8. Horses or donkeys?
Both
9. Donkeys or dinosaurs?
Donkeys
10. Fundamentalist Christian or 3.5 Billion Hammy clones starting their own mayo cult?
Wow, that's a lot of hammys. I'll take the hammys.
11. Mayo or salad cream?
Mayo for life
12. Silliness or wackiness?
Silliness
13. Wackiness or zaniness?
Zaniness
14. Zaniness or loopiness?
Loopiness
15. Music or poetry?
Music. It's just poetry that you sing.
16. Film or TV?
TV
17. Cucumbers used for the purpose of dildos or dildos used for the purpose of cucumbers?
Hahahaha Cucumbers as dildos.
18. Bipolar Bears or Borderlime Limes?
Bipolar bears. Wow, dangerous.
19. Lemon or lime?
Lemon
20. Mint choc chip ice cream or lots and lots of buttsex?
...Ice cream
21. Toffee ice cream or mint choc chip ice cream?
アイスクリーム <3
22. Toffee ice cream or buttsex?
Both sound just terrible. Just awful.
22. Yogurt or autistic blackjack?
Both
23. Poker or a 27 hour long game of monopoly that drives you batshit insane for about a week?
MONOPOLY
24. The color yellow or the sound of a fart?
Yellow
25. So much yellow everywhere so bright your eyes fall out, or so little farting you see the doctor about it?
So little farting
26. Complete lack of farting due to missing bowel or "Eat more beans"?
I like beans...
27. Doctor or vet?
Vet
28. Vet or real doctor?
Vet
29. Insult towards vets or Hammy being a silly twatface?
Hammy you goofball <3
30. Silly twatface or tasty vaginahead?
tasty vaginahead o-o o-o
31. Did you enjoy wasting your time answering these questions?
I sure did
31.a. Are you sad that they're not finished yet?
Nope
32. Is time you enjoyed wasting not wasted time, or is it incorrect to say you enjoyed wasting it if by doing so it was not a waste of time?
If it's enjoyed it is not a waste of time
33. Dandruff all over your freshly shaved head or microscopic invisible skin flakes falling off your butt into your cup of coffee and you only notice just after you took a sip of it?
Dandruff I guess
The bugle sounds as the charge begins
But on this battlefield no one wins
But on this battlefield no one wins
- Iron Maiden, The Trooper
