Iggy's loaded questionaire...

[ignoramus]

Brian, in your honest opinion, what anatomical part of ABBA do you imagine heaven to smell like?

I think we both know heaven is bullshit, so I'd say Benny's ass! amirite?

[The Valkyrie]

Off my boat.

Since before I was born.

My best fried Jess, just so you knew you couldn't sleep with her, too.  And Hugh Jackman.  And...

My ex.  He was 6'2".

When I'm dead.

Scooby Doo.

No.  I dream of being a paid beach bum.

Sycophants.

Some annoying bitch with out of control hair.

Never.  I don't watch soaps.  Instead I use the same phrase a dozen times a day about co-workers.

ABBA

Abba-Dabba-Doo?

[The Industrial Atheist]

please answer as sincerley as possible.

1]  What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere? In the fantasy realm that I have a mother in law, if she survives being in the middle of nowhere, that would be more humane. If it's death either way, then the cliff, because that's faster.

2]  How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo? I'm less unsociable and more lacking in confidence. I've probably known I'm a weirdo since at least 14. I think.

3]  If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry? I'm not bi, but if I were I think Manu Bennett would be sufficiently traumatizing.

4]  what's the largest dick you've slept with? not applicable

5] when can I meet your parents? whoah, whoah, take a deep breath bro

6]  What cartoon TV character do you identify with? Wile E Coyote, not because I want to chase roadrunners but because we're both so sad

7]  Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job? yes

8]  What do you think heaven smells like? Like R.Kelly's sheets

9]  Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning? (edit: Oh the mirror) This guy again?

10]  How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful? Never seen it

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[Silver]

1]  What would be more humane. Throwing mother in law off a cliff or throwing her off your boat in the middle of nowhere?
The cliff, whether or not she can swim is irrelevant.



2]  How long have you known you're an unsociable weirdo?
Since forever.


3]  If we were married, who would you have sex with just to make me cry?
You, of course.


4]  what's the largest dick you've slept with?
I'd say it was around ten inches.


5] when can I meet your parents?
Whenever you want, just so long as I'm not there with you.


6]  What cartoon TV character do you identify with?
Bonkers the Bobcat.


7]  Do you ever dream of one day having a paid job?
Nah, what'd be the point of that?


8]  What do you think heaven smells like?
God's farts.


9]  Who or what do you see in the mirror first thing in the morning?
An alien from Gallifrey.


10]  How many times have you muttered "what a bitch!" during Bold and the Beautiful?
Every other minute.

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