The Royal Wedding is on my birthday!

[Tiberius]

I'll never understand the rest of my country. Why do we care???

[downbeatplumb]

I'll never understand the rest of my country. Why do we care???

An extra day off is an extra day off.

Oh and as a government worker I get the queens birthday off too.

[Zen Badger]

I'm currently on holidays in Campbelltown in Sydney.

I picked up the local paper today which contained an article suggesting that Campbelltown would be an ideal destination for the royal honeymoon.

And that they could even stay in the local caravan park.



As far as I could tell it was written without the slightest trace of irony.

[theVOID]

We've had the exact same bullshit here Zen

I hope if they do come they get stuck down a mine

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Oh and as a government worker I get the queens birthday off too.

Only government workers? How mean. Here the entire country has a long weekend for the Queen's official birthday, in June.. Aussies love long weekends, so we have lots. Usually we have no idea of the official reason, and don't care.

Do I care about the dysfunctional British royal family? No,not really, apart from the long weekend. William seems like a decent enough chap. (for a royal) He even seems a little brighter than his dopey younger brother as well as his idiot father and grandfather. From whence comes this apparent intelligence I have no idea,certainly not from either parent.(I think his mother of revered memory managed 2 O levels) Perhaps by osmosis. Kate seems like a nice gel. I only hope the royal shower treat her better than they did Diana.

[thesummerqueen]

It's such a fucking dumb idea, a Royal family, and we have to put up with that haggard old vagina of a Queen as our head of state, we're on the other fucking side of the world!

We should set up a massive revolt as place TSQ as the head of state That would make the world a sexier place.

I just found this. Now my poor mum is watching me laugh my head off and I won't tell her why.