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Any other guys experience this?
#1
Any other guys experience this?
Crazy itchy balls.

I'm not talking normal itchy where hopefully a scratch goes unnoticed by the general public.

It's not jock itch because as soon as I take a shower, maybe a few minutes later I am scratching like crazy.

No, it's not crabs.

The scratching gets so intense that sometimes my balls bleed due to how much I am digging into them.  

I should probably have it checked out, but.....eh, I'm a typical male.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
(April 14, 2018 at 6:26 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Crazy itchy balls.

I'm not talking normal itchy where hopefully a scratch goes unnoticed by the general public.

It's not jock itch because as soon as I take a shower, maybe a few minutes later I am scratching like crazy.

No, it's not crabs.

The scratching gets so intense that sometimes my balls bleed due to how much I am digging into them.  

I should probably have it checked out, but.....eh, I'm a typical male.

Is there a rash?
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#3
RE: Any other guys experience this?
How is that not jock itch?

What I would do if it was my balls: Get some tinactin and use it. Can't hurt. What you describe has to be a fungal infection.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
(April 14, 2018 at 6:34 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(April 14, 2018 at 6:26 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Crazy itchy balls.

I'm not talking normal itchy where hopefully a scratch goes unnoticed by the general public.

It's not jock itch because as soon as I take a shower, maybe a few minutes later I am scratching like crazy.

No, it's not crabs.

The scratching gets so intense that sometimes my balls bleed due to how much I am digging into them.  

I should probably have it checked out, but.....eh, I'm a typical male.

Is there a rash?

Not that I can see.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#5
RE: Any other guys experience this?
Deuteronomy 28:27

The Lord will afflict you with the boils of Egypt and with tumors, festering sores and the itch, from which you cannot be cured.
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RE: Any other guys experience this?
(April 14, 2018 at 6:36 pm)Mermaid Wrote: How is that not jock itch?

What I would do if it was my balls: Get some tinactin and use it. Can't hurt. What you describe has to be a fungal infection.

I've heard men can get yeast infections, according to a doctor who once misdiagnosed me when it was actually crabs.  Then again, why should I trust him when he misdiagnosed me?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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#7
RE: Any other guys experience this?
It could be a huge number of things from eczema to jock itch. Go to a clinic. Get some shit to put on your sack. Don't be dumb.
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#8
RE: Any other guys experience this?
Lucky to just have the itch. The boils of Egypt down there sounds pretty awful.
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#9
RE: Any other guys experience this?
The way my mind works, I always jump to the worst case scenario.

Here I am thinking testicular cancer.
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#10
RE: Any other guys experience this?
Maybe you should carve out a hole in a watermelon and place them in there to soothe them?
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