Lets Make Copycat threads obsolete again.

[Brian37]

1. ABBA OR ABBA?

2. ABBA or waterboarding? Seriously, don't answer that.

3. Hitler or Stalin?

4. Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacey?

5. Paper or plastic?

6. Cash, credit, check or debit card?

7. Captain Kirk or Yoda?

9.  Death by earthquake or Tornado?

10. Meth or mirth?

11. Perth or girth?

13. Yes I skipped a fucking number. No it was not a question. 

14. Were you paying attention to the prior number?

15. Ad homin or add more pepper?

16. Corpus Kristy or haibious corpus? AND NO I don't fucking know how to spell either if that is not obvious.

17. Silence is golden, or "Silence of the Lambs"

18. Robert De Niro or Joe Pesci?

19. "Less filling" or "tastes like shit?'

20. ABBA OR ABBA?

[The Valkyrie]

Definitely a or b.

But for 20 I'd say option c.

[Brian37]

Definitely a or b.

But for 20 I'd say option c.

 In all seriousness. I am loving all these silly nonsense threads. 

 It's fun to see all the "WTF?" Titles and questions.

[The Valkyrie]

1. ABBA OR ABBA?

2. ABBA or waterboarding? Seriously, don't answer that.

3. Hitler or Stalin?

4. Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacey?

5. Paper or plastic?

6. Cash, credit, check or debit card?

7. Captain Kirk or Yoda?

9.  Death by earthquake or Tornado?

10. Meth or mirth?

11. Perth or girth?

13. Yes I skipped a fucking number. No it was not a question. 

14. Were you paying attention to the prior number?

15. Ad homin or add more pepper?

16. Corpus Kristy or haibious corpus? AND NO I don't fucking know how to spell either if that is not obvious.

17. Silence is golden, or "Silence of the Lambs"

18. Robert De Niro or Joe Pesci?

19. "Less filling" or "tastes like shit?'

20. ABBA OR ABBA?

1. Yabba dabba doo.

2. Waterboarding ABBA?

3. Stalin. I'd kill him first.

4. Bundy

5. Paper dildos are useless.

6. Debit card.

7. Yoda.

9. Tornado. At least I get a decent view.

11. Perth

13. Nun

14. No.

15. Pepper

16. Kristy Swanson.

17. Silence of the Lambs.

18. De Niro.

19. Tastes like shit.

20. Scooby Doo.

[Silver]

1. ABBA OR ABBA?
BABA

2. ABBA or waterboarding? Seriously, don't answer that.
What was the question again?

3. Hitler or Stalin?
Hitler; such a sexy mustache.

4. Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacey?
Both, let's have a threesome. 

5. Paper or plastic?
Plastic.

6. Cash, credit, check or debit card?
Cash and credit.

7. Captain Kirk or Yoda?
Yoda.

9.  Death by earthquake or Tornado?
Pshhh, none of those things can kill me.  

10. Meth or mirth?
Meth, that way I can stay skinny forever!

11. Perth or girth?
Perth.

13. Yes I skipped a fucking number. No it was not a question. 
Which number was that?

14. Were you paying attention to the prior number?
Speak up, I'm old dammit.

15. Ad homin or add more pepper?
More pepper, please.

16. Corpus Kristy or haibious corpus? AND NO I don't fucking know how to spell either if that is not obvious.
I knew from the start of the questionnaire that you don't know how to spell. 

17. Silence is golden, or "Silence of the Lambs"
Jame Gumb, duh.

18. Robert De Niro or Joe Pesci?
De Niro.

19. "Less filling" or "tastes like shit?'
Less filling.

20. ABBA OR ABBA?
Didn't I already say BABA?

[Brian37]

1. ABBA OR ABBA?
BABA

2. ABBA or waterboarding? Seriously, don't answer that.
What was the question again?

3. Hitler or Stalin?
Hitler; such a sexy mustache.

4. Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacey?
Both, let's have a threesome. 

5. Paper or plastic?
Plastic.

6. Cash, credit, check or debit card?
Cash and credit.

7. Captain Kirk or Yoda?
Yoda.

9.  Death by earthquake or Tornado?
Pshhh, none of those things can kill me.  

10. Meth or mirth?
Meth, that way I can stay skinny forever!

11. Perth or girth?
Perth.

13. Yes I skipped a fucking number. No it was not a question. 
Which number was that?

14. Were you paying attention to the prior number?
Speak up, I'm old dammit.

15. Ad homin or add more pepper?
More pepper, please.

16. Corpus Kristy or haibious corpus? AND NO I don't fucking know how to spell either if that is not obvious.
I knew from the start of the questionnaire that you don't know how to spell. 

17. Silence is golden, or "Silence of the Lambs"
Jame Gumb, duh.

18. Robert De Niro or Joe Pesci?
De Niro.

19. "Less filling" or "tastes like shit?'
Less filling.

20. ABBA OR ABBA?
Didn't I already say BABA?

Based upon your answers, you are NOT qualified to be part of the Trump administration, "You're fired!".

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1. ABBA OR ABBA?

2. ABBA or waterboarding? Seriously, don't answer that.

3. Hitler or Stalin?

4. Ted Bundy or John Wayne Gacey?

5. Paper or plastic?

6. Cash, credit, check or debit card?

7. Captain Kirk or Yoda?

9.  Death by earthquake or Tornado?

10. Meth or mirth?

11. Perth or girth?

13. Yes I skipped a fucking number. No it was not a question. 

14. Were you paying attention to the prior number?

15. Ad homin or add more pepper?

16. Corpus Kristy or haibious corpus? AND NO I don't fucking know how to spell either if that is not obvious.

17. Silence is golden, or "Silence of the Lambs"

18. Robert De Niro or Joe Pesci?

19. "Less filling" or "tastes like shit?'

20. ABBA OR ABBA?

1. Yabba dabba doo.

2. Waterboarding ABBA?

3. Stalin.  I'd kill him first.

4. Bundy

5. Paper dildos are useless.

6. Debit card.

7. Yoda.

9. Tornado.  At least I get a decent view.

11. Perth

13. Nun

14. No.

15. Pepper

16. Kristy Swanson.

17. Silence of the Lambs.

18. De Niro.

19. Tastes like shit.

20. Scooby Doo.

 I have passed these answers onto Maury Povich and I am sorry, the DNA came back and you are NOT the father of the cornball responses.