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Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!

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Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!
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Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!
April 22, 2018 at 4:38 pm
You can't explain that:

[Image: PlatypusWithWormInBillUnderwater.jpg.838x0_q80.jpg]

Did God just get stoned one Sunday on his day off?
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RE: Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!
April 22, 2018 at 4:41 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2018 at 6:34 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
LOL that reminds me of the "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetii Monster" which alleges that FSM did indeed get stoned and/or drunk while making things.
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RE: Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!
April 22, 2018 at 5:27 pm (This post was last modified: April 22, 2018 at 5:28 pm by ignoramus.)
Yeah, about the platypus...
It was an evolutionary mutation ... A duck fucked an otter ...
After that God tweaked the biological rules to disallow interspecies breeding.

He let them live as a sombre reminder to the rest of the animal kingdom to not eat fermenting plums!
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!
April 22, 2018 at 5:29 pm
LOL

That was really funny.
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RE: Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!
April 22, 2018 at 5:49 pm
"On the first day God created Cannabis. On the Second Day he did create the Platypus. On the Third Day God did rest. The rest just happened."
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Parody thread: Not trolling #2 How Can You Explain The Platypus?!
April 22, 2018 at 5:52 pm
Good one lol.
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