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#21
RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 23, 2018 at 6:42 pm
How is stubby's toe doing now though? Is it any better?
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#22
RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 23, 2018 at 6:43 pm
(April 23, 2018 at 6:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 5:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You could just fire up your chainsaw and take it off for him, doc.

I could.

But that wouldn't be free.

And I might not stop at a toe...

That's actually sound advice - if the toe is amputated, the toe will no longer cause him pain.  The bit where the toe used to be attached, however, is going to feel very interesting...

Boru
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#23
RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 23, 2018 at 6:58 pm
(April 23, 2018 at 7:23 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My toenail got broken and bled, I applied a an anti-biotic and put a bandage.

Then I went to do something, and hit my toe by accident at an iron object

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH !!


FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn’t you wear shoes at least on the injured foot?
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#24
RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 23, 2018 at 7:03 pm (This post was last modified: April 23, 2018 at 7:11 pm by WinterHold.)
(April 23, 2018 at 6:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 5:43 pm)Minimalist Wrote: You could just fire up your chainsaw and take it off for him, doc.

I could.

But that wouldn't be free.

And I might not stop at a toe...

Easy there; Hannibal ! I might have immortal limbs but I still have feelings
(April 23, 2018 at 6:42 pm)Hammy Wrote: How is stubby's toe doing now though? Is it any better?

Yes. OUCH became lower case "ouch".
(April 23, 2018 at 6:58 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 7:23 am)AtlasS33 Wrote: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My toenail got broken and bled, I applied a an anti-biotic and put a bandage.

Then I went to do something, and hit my toe by accident at an iron object

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn’t you wear shoes at least on the injured foot?

I was home.
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#25
RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 23, 2018 at 7:54 pm
That I can understand.  Only barbarians wear shoes indoors.

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#26
RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 23, 2018 at 10:18 pm
(April 23, 2018 at 6:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That's actually sound advice - if the toe is amputated, the toe will no longer cause him pain.  The bit where the toe used to be attached, however, is going to feel very interesting...

Boru

If that happens we'll change his new name from Stubby to Stumpy.
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RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 23, 2018 at 11:23 pm
(April 23, 2018 at 7:32 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Duzzum got um owwie?  Yezzum duz...

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RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 24, 2018 at 2:07 am
(April 23, 2018 at 10:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 6:43 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: That's actually sound advice - if the toe is amputated, the toe will no longer cause him pain.  The bit where the toe used to be attached, however, is going to feel very interesting...

Boru

If that happens we'll change his new name from Stubby to Stumpy.

Even with it amputated; the remaining bit would be big enough to vote if I was in the U.S...
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RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 24, 2018 at 3:52 am
(April 24, 2018 at 2:07 am)AtlasS33 Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 10:18 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If that happens we'll change his new name from Stubby to Stumpy.

Even with it amputated; the remaining bit would be big enough to vote if I was in the U.S...

Considering the results of their last election, I'm confident that a LOT of votes were cast by severed body parts.

Boru
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RE: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCH
April 24, 2018 at 5:37 am
I once went to stand on a cockroach and it ran under the fridge.
My big toenail caught on the bottom of the fridge and broke facing at a ninety degree angle.
The doctor still had to use pliers to twist it off.
It was so painful that no sound escaped my lips when I screamed.

Another time I worked in apple fields in the pouring rain for a week.
It didn't hurt, but half of my toenails just fell out from being waterlogged.
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