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Ramblings of a crazy lady.

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Ramblings of a crazy lady.
The Valkyrie Offline
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Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 17, 2018 at 11:20 pm (This post was last modified: May 18, 2018 at 1:38 am by The Valkyrie.)
A guess I'll jump on the blog train.

Since this is the first post, it will have to set a note for the rest of the entries that follow.

That note will be E flat.

Today, May 18 2018, is Lil Tim's birthday.

Lil Tim was born 15 years ago while I was at a party, having a drinking contest against a couple of guys (which I won). I suspect there may have been something stronger than vidka in the shots...

The day started well enough with Lil Tim waking up early and running around all excited. But he woke the rest of us up.

The problem with Lil Tim is that, being a relative newcomer, none of the other voices will have anything to do with him, not even Jesus, Elvis, or the two Napoleons.

So Lil Tim spent most of the day lurking in the back of my head sulking and smoking something illegal.

Speaking of the Voices, Jemima really needs a talking to. She's so innocent and naive and trusting that the other voices try to take advantage of her. Especially Azrael who is always trying to tempt her with an apple, and is deteremined to take not just her soul and mine, but to take me over completely, which I

I WILL TAKE HER SOUL! AND YOURS!! WHEN I FINALLY TAKE OVER!!!!

won't allow him to do.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 17, 2018 at 11:30 pm
Wow mine are just assholes. Hats off!
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 17, 2018 at 11:42 pm
Who owns THAT body! I want to talk to her. I have a proposition for her. Beccs, you stay out of it! (you already know what I'm thinking! shhhh)
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 18, 2018 at 3:35 am
E flat.
I knew it wouldn't be B natural.




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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 18, 2018 at 3:45 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2018 at 3:45 am by ignoramus.)
If you're A Minor, block your ears please!
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 18, 2018 at 5:15 am
Be careful, you don't want Drich to copy and paste your entire OP into a new thread and change one word to SCIENCE. His satire is dangerous stuff. Especially when he explains it afterwards.
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 18, 2018 at 8:16 pm
Hope you had a good day Beccs! Heart
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 18, 2018 at 8:30 pm
I rarely do this but I'm offering my "personal" therapy services. 

Can I speak to Azrael next? He seems to be the only with a valid plan.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 18, 2018 at 10:46 pm
(May 17, 2018 at 11:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I suspect there may have been something stronger than vidka in the shots...
(emphasis is mine)

So do I. Big Grin
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RE: Ramblings of a crazy lady.
May 20, 2018 at 1:49 pm
Day next:

It started well enough whne I got to "sleep in" until 6am.

After arriving in Wellington I decided to wander and get some shopping done. That part was kinda ruined when I was nearly run over by a stupid cunt who needs to learn to read roadsigns (yes, that's exactly what I called him) driving the wrong way up a one way street.

After I got home I got a lot of housework done and crashed about 10pm. My new cat, for the first time, came to bed with me. That was the last time I saw him...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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