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Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 2:42 pm
Hello, I've finally grown comfortable enough in what I believe to understand discussions! (Was Pentecostal for 27 years, been freed for almost 5 years!)
If you've seen Jesus Camp then you've seen my life. If you haven't seen Jesus Camp - watch it.
I've been lurking for a while but you guys are awesome so yolo, here I am.
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RE: Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 2:46 pm
Welcome Woof.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 2:49 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2018 at 2:49 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Hello and welcome.
I'm The Valkyrie and I will be your guide to the dark side this evening.
Sacrifices to the Dark Lord will be held every Friday at midnight, once we find a new source of virgins.
Orgies are in the staff area every other Saturday.
Tormenting of lost souls is on Sunday and feeding the demons is done by roster. Mucking them out is for the noobs. Your mop, bucket, and hose will be provided.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 2:59 pm
Welcome to our little band of heathens
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 3:18 pm
I refuse to watch any "jesus camp"
Welcome aboard.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 7:04 pm
Welcome matey...
I take it Pentecostal came with a "cost"?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 11:24 pm
I was hoping for a baby eating meme and was not disappointed!
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RE: Cheers!
May 21, 2018 at 11:28 pm
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Greetings and welcome to AF.org.
I'm from hillbilly land. Lots of Pentecostals out here in the hollers. Tons of my friends, anyway. I've heard stories. No need to watch the documentary.
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RE: Cheers!
May 22, 2018 at 12:41 am
I was always scared of the Pentecostals back in my Christian days. Hehe. Welcome to AF
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