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Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
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Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
I don’t really have anything unique to say here.  This is just fucking funny. Not surprising...but funny. And a little bit sad. 😏

https://www.nytimes.com/video/us/politic...erica.html
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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
I don't have the stomach to watch it. It's not the least bit surprising though. The man is an absolute phony. How can anyone fail to notice?
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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
It helps that most of them are dumb racists, too.
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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
He doesn;t know the first thing about god or america, why would he know the song.  

Maybe he should have prepared?

(June 7, 2018 at 10:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It helps that most of them are dumb racists, too.

That one genuine quality that he shares with them, lol. "Tellin it like it is!"
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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
He's probably used to singing God Bless My Underwear.



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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
(June 7, 2018 at 11:02 pm)Khemikal Wrote: He doesn't know the first thing about god or america, why would he know the song.  

Maybe he should have prepared?

What for? He was absolutely right when he said his supporters woudn't care if he shot someone in the middle of the day in full view in Times Square. They're complete, brain-dead idiots and blind as can be.
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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
Seriously? It’s not like other three verses of “Star Spangled Banner” that nobody remembers. It’s just a short song with a single verse. Maybe if he stumbled on the rarely heard intro, but this shit is needlessly lazy.



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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
Can we fire him for insufficient patriotism
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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
(June 7, 2018 at 11:28 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Seriously? It’s not like other three verses of “Star Spangled Banner” that nobody remembers. It’s just a short song with a single verse. Maybe if he stumbled on the rarely heard intro, but this shit is needlessly lazy.




I don't know about that. I don't know the whole thing either. It has nothing to do with laziness. I have no desire to know it because it disgusts me. Trump as no desire to know it because he's indifferent to it.

Maybe you're missing the point: Trump is an utter phony and he is so arrogant (and so correctly confident his idiot followers are too stupid and too blind to see what he is) that he doesn't even bother to hide it. It's not that he's too lazy to bother; he simply doesn't see the need. And he's right.

This buffoon first came upon the public scene in the 1980s - thirty fucking years ago! It was crystal-clear obvious at that time that this was an amoral man, totally without substance. A clown and a jackass. A man totally drowning in his own ego who no mature person should take remotely seriously. A man utterly unworthy of respect.

Yet here are millions of zombies kneeling at his feet. He doesn't have to lift a finger to keep these brainless idiots in his camp. He doesn't make the slightest effort because he doesn't have to. Trumptards are fucking stupid!
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RE: Trump stumbles through ‘God Bless America’
(June 7, 2018 at 11:28 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Seriously? It’s not like other three verses of “Star Spangled Banner” that nobody remembers. It’s just a short song with a single verse. Maybe if he stumbled on the rarely heard intro, but this shit is needlessly lazy.




That's a much better song than the racist Star Bangled Banner that boasts about killing slaves who dared to fight for their freedom from the slavers who were fighting to keep them in chains.
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