Cutchur junkoff; problem solved. 
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Human Sexuality?
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That won't help. He'll just walk around with a phantom stiffy, won't you OP?
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Know God, Know fear.  (June 10, 2018 at 10:05 pm)Fireball Wrote: Cutchur junkoff; problem solved. If that could work, it would have been tried. The problem is: why is our pleasure center being constantly bombarded with high doses of serotonin, dopamine and oxytocin? And that, as if we are involved in a sexual act! It's not just all that pleasure(which can be painful), can you imagine the side effects? Like blue balls, wet dreams, dry orgasmic dreams, priapism? The rest of the side effects are too gruesome and TMI.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit. 
So, the ENT doctor was sexually harassing me ?
Too much time surfing in the sun has fried you brain.
RE: Human Sexuality?
June 13, 2018 at 2:24 am
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(June 12, 2018 at 6:51 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Too much time surfing in the sun has fried you brain.No such thing! I grow my hair to protect me from the sun--my ears and the back of my neck! I am a pre-waterproof sunblock surfer! I am also punk rock which is: NO hair no one could grab in a slam pit, cut off sleeves, tight tee-shirts no one could grab! Tight 501 Levi's tucked into steel toes motorcycle boots! Those where the days my friend! Crowd surfing, slam pits and stage dives! But, I am older now. Now, I just grow my hair because I can--just to fuck with bald dudes! Notice from my avatar that I do NOT wear a 'pony tail'! Because I notice from nature that underneath every tail--there is an asshole! I'm not an asshole!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit. 
I've surfed with long hair and you end up getting sunburnt in a strip down the middle of the top of your head.
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