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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 6:44 am
... one doesn't have to remember all those fucking passwords. 

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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 6:49 am
There can be nothing worse.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 6:51 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2018 at 6:51 am by Paraselene.)
Just use the same password for everything. If it's unique enough, it's all one really needs.
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 6:58 am
(June 15, 2018 at 6:51 am)Kit Wrote: Just use the same password for everything.  If it's unique enough, it's all one really needs.

Until the system involved decides you have to change your password...
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 7:01 am
Not getting out of bed at 6 o'clock in the morning in winter to go to work in a freezing cold factory...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 7:01 am
(June 15, 2018 at 6:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Until the system involved decides you have to change your password...

Fuck the system.
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 7:05 am
No more anxiety.
Nor sudden flashbacks to that stupid thing you did twelve years ago.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 7:19 am (This post was last modified: June 15, 2018 at 7:20 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(June 15, 2018 at 7:01 am)Kit Wrote:
(June 15, 2018 at 6:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Until the system involved decides you have to change your password...

Fuck the system.

Tell DOD. I'll wait.
(June 15, 2018 at 7:05 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: No more anxiety.
Nor sudden flashbacks to that stupid thing you did twelve years ago.

Any time that happens I just say "Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda, Didn'ta." Then I tell the memory to fuck off.
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 7:22 am
(June 15, 2018 at 7:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Tell DOD. I'll wait.

I just did.

I cannot guarantee that I was heard, because it appears they have selective hearing.
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
June 15, 2018 at 7:44 am
(June 15, 2018 at 7:22 am)Kit Wrote:
(June 15, 2018 at 7:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Tell DOD. I'll wait.

I just did.

I cannot guarantee that I was heard, because it appears they have selective hearing.

"selective listening", rather. They revel in hair-splitting.
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