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The best thing about being dead is ...
#1
The best thing about being dead is ...
... one doesn't have to remember all those fucking passwords. 

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#2
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
There can be nothing worse.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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#3
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
Just use the same password for everything. If it's unique enough, it's all one really needs.
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#4
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 6:51 am)Kit Wrote: Just use the same password for everything.  If it's unique enough, it's all one really needs.

Until the system involved decides you have to change your password...
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#5
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
Not getting out of bed at 6 o'clock in the morning in winter to go to work in a freezing cold factory...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#6
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 6:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Until the system involved decides you have to change your password...

Fuck the system.
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#7
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
No more anxiety.
Nor sudden flashbacks to that stupid thing you did twelve years ago.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#8
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 7:01 am)Kit Wrote:
(June 15, 2018 at 6:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Until the system involved decides you have to change your password...

Fuck the system.

Tell DOD. I'll wait.

(June 15, 2018 at 7:05 am)Mr.Obvious Wrote: No more anxiety.
Nor sudden flashbacks to that stupid thing you did twelve years ago.

Any time that happens I just say "Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda, Didn'ta." Then I tell the memory to fuck off.
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#9
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 7:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Tell DOD. I'll wait.

I just did.

I cannot guarantee that I was heard, because it appears they have selective hearing.
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RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 7:22 am)Kit Wrote:
(June 15, 2018 at 7:19 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Tell DOD. I'll wait.

I just did.

I cannot guarantee that I was heard, because it appears they have selective hearing.

"selective listening", rather. They revel in hair-splitting.
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