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From bananas to celery

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From bananas to celery
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From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 8:59 pm
Quote:Creationist Kent Hovind Now Says Celery is Proof That Evolution is False

It was just a couple of weeks ago when Creationist Kent Hovind argued that the existence of broccoli disproved evolution because it was too complicated to have evolved without God’s help. (It was the same argument Ray Comfort once made about bananas — and equally ignorant.)

Looks like Hovind is just going through the alphabet now, because on his livestream last night, he argued that celery was also a proverbial checkmate to atheists.

http://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/...-is-false/
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RE: From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 9:00 pm
You have to know that douchebag is a supporter of the WLB.  Stupid flocks together.
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RE: From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 9:06 pm
Broccoli and celery do not require a creator but ranch dressing does.
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RE: From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 9:23 pm
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RE: From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 9:32 pm
Hucksters like Hovind are the reason I have a problem with religion in the first place. What a fucking idiot!
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RE: From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 9:35 pm (This post was last modified: August 14, 2018 at 9:35 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
They take a long circle to get there...but they have it right in one important way.  The thing they worship was required to domesticate fruits and veggies.  That the thing is us is just an unfortunate consequence of religious thinking.
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RE: From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 9:46 pm
Kent Hovind and his ilk are proof that Set exists.

He has put these morons on the planet to drive the rest of us nuts.

The BASTARD!!

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RE: From bananas to celery
August 14, 2018 at 10:00 pm
I'm going to pre-empt former inmate number 06452-017 and declare that damsons are intelligently designed.

Sue me, Kent.
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RE: From bananas to celery
August 15, 2018 at 9:06 am
While Hovind is touting celery, his fellow Christians are ejaculating into children's butts all over Pennsylvania . . .
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