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If we're on good terms...
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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:23 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:21 pm)Joods Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:11 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: .... then there should be no problem putting me in your will. 

And the food tester is no longer necessary.

Bitch please. I'm first in line in her will.

Then you should probably hire a food tester.
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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:21 pm)Joods Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:11 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: .... then there should be no problem putting me in your will. 

And the food tester is no longer necessary.

Bitch please. I'm first in line in her will.

I'm first in my will.

I refuse to die!

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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:21 pm)Joods Wrote: Bitch please. I'm first in line in her will.

Then you should probably hire a food tester.

You're hired.
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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:27 pm
Actually, I suspect I'm gonna croak in my mid fifties.

So if you can all hold on, you can fight over my stuff.

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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:29 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm)Joods Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:23 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Then you should probably hire a food tester.

You're hired.

Fool, you've just sealed your fate. My tolerance for iocaine powder is unsurpassed.
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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:32 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm)Joods Wrote: You're hired.

Fool, you've just sealed your fate. My tolerance for iocaine powder is unsurpassed.

I'll take my chances. She can use other stuff yanno. 🙃🙃🙃
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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:36 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:32 pm)Joods Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Fool, you've just sealed your fate. My tolerance for iocaine powder is unsurpassed.

I'll take my chances. She can use other stuff yanno. 🙃🙃🙃

That's not her style. Please pay attention.
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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:45 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:36 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:32 pm)Joods Wrote: I'll take my chances. She can use other stuff yanno. 🙃🙃🙃

That's not her style. Please pay attention.

Her style is to cut people which has nothing to do with iocaine powder. She's capable of thinking outside the box. I'm confident she'll find a more creative way to off your arse.
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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:51 pm
(August 20, 2018 at 8:45 pm)Joods Wrote:
(August 20, 2018 at 8:36 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: That's not her style. Please pay attention.

Her style is to cut people which has nothing to do with iocaine powder. She's capable of thinking outside the box. I'm confident she'll find a more creative way to off your arse.

Vivisection with a blunt spoon.*



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RE: If we're on good terms...
August 20, 2018 at 8:55 pm
I believe I asked to a single pithing.
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