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Hurricane Lane
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Hurricane Lane
The Islands of Hawaii are totally freaked out by what is about to come upon them. Truth be told, I prayed this storm thingy away from me days ago, demanding and commanding God. Why not, I AM His son right? I do what I want!

But Geez! They are all just freakin' out! But, God will come through for me at the 11th hour and fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds, as He always does: my Hero, Friend and Father we call "Jesus"! Yet, I already told them that I prayed it away from me.They don't know what the people of Florida understand about me, having lived there for 9ys without incident and all claiming, "we are way overdue"! It's just so cool bein' me! (a few months after I leave, they were hit by two--yeah, I gots power!) 

Yeah, I gots powers! "Nothing is impossible for him who believes(keeps on trusting)!" (Bible quote)
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#2
RE: Hurricane Lane
Then why hasn't any Good Christian ever prayed for an end to war?
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RE: Hurricane Lane
"The hands that help are better far than the lips that pray." ~ Robert Ingersoll

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RE: Hurricane Lane
I've been watching Lane on the NOAA hurricane site for a couple of days. Hopefully it keeps heading due west and passes the islands reasonably far to the south.

Stay safe, Haipule.
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RE: Hurricane Lane
My sister is living with her husband and two children in Hawaii. They can't even get bottled water at this point.
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RE: Hurricane Lane
Yikes! I hope it passes by, and everyone stays safe (and has water!)
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RE: Hurricane Lane
OTOH, maybe all that rain will cool the lava?
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RE: Hurricane Lane
(August 22, 2018 at 12:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: OTOH, maybe all that rain will cool the lava?

But where would our friend sniff volcanic gases if the lava cools?
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RE: Hurricane Lane
Every USN ship that could make it to sea has left Pearl Harbor.

(August 22, 2018 at 12:10 pm)Minimalist Wrote: OTOH, maybe all that rain will cool the lava?

Remember the Icelandic town that stopped a lava flow? Well, they used a torrent of water just to "build" a dam to divert the flow.
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If Haipule is the savior the islands are fucked. 

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