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Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 6, 2018 at 6:21 pm
My hobby is cooking. I love to bake breads and I have even started multiple lines of sourdough. When I bake with dry yeast I always proof the yeast before I add the other, more expensive ingredients. Try to avoid impotent yeast!
I never ask proof of god(s) because every argument I hear is impotent. I would rather make, smell, and eat a fresh baked loaf of the staff of life!
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 6, 2018 at 8:56 pm
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(September 6, 2018 at 8:19 pm)Kit Wrote: The bread is a lie!
Unless sandwiched between what?
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm
I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm
watch the variety of yeast you're nurturing . . .
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 6, 2018 at 9:01 pm
(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.
Tis! The reason beer is known as liquid bread!
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 6, 2018 at 9:01 pm
(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: watch the variety of yeast you're nurturing . . .
Um............ ICK.
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 6, 2018 at 11:20 pm
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Is there yeast in bacon? Because I love bacon
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 7, 2018 at 12:17 am
(September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.
Yeast is the substance that gets into grains and makes enough waste that it dies in it. Then we drink it.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:20 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is there yeast in bacon? Because I love bacon
I'd drink beer made with bacon (though that actually wouldn't work), despite my previous statement. I also eat bee puke, so there you go.
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RE: Always Proof Your Yeast! Fuck Proof of Gods!
September 7, 2018 at 1:15 am
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(September 7, 2018 at 12:17 am)Fireball Wrote: (September 6, 2018 at 8:59 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I thought yeast was the god of alcohol.
Yeast is the substance that gets into grains and makes enough waste that it dies in it. Then we drink it.
(September 6, 2018 at 11:20 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Is there yeast in bacon? Because I love bacon
I'd drink beer made with bacon (though that actually wouldn't work), despite my previous statement. I also eat bee puke, so there you go.
A friend of mine made an oatmeal stout with special yeast and bee puke to kick up the alcohol content. It was awesome! For now it's called "46H".
The original purity law of Germany said beer was water; barley; and hops. They thought, at the time, that the fermentation was from angelic magic dust. They soon discovered yeast and added it to the law!
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One of the ancient Sumerian cuneiform texts found contains 500 recipes for beer.
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