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I’m too old for this shit!
#21
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Jogging.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#22
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Going to elementary school.

The judge told me so.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#23
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Saw similar already, but pull these 20 hour days, especially after 4 hours of sleep the night before after another 20 hour day.
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#24
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Keeping up with the latest popular game.
Slave to the Patriarchy no more
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#25
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Pretending my life has a purpose.
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#26
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Respiration, pulse, that kind of shit.
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#27
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Tolerating anyone under 16.

Get the hell off my lawn!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#28
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Thai boxing. Just too much effort now but I still have the urge to hit things.
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#29
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
(September 25, 2018 at 12:35 am)Tres Leches Wrote:
(September 25, 2018 at 12:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's wrong with skydiving?

Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good plane? Big Grin

-Teresa

I think rskovride will tell you that there are no good planes.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#30
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
Pretending. Wasting time with people I don’t enjoy. Life’s too short.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
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