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My shit ass job just called me back up
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My shit ass job just called me back up
I guess it’s time to be a heroic restaurant cook!

Hooray for the economy. Virus meet starvation.

Seriously. I don’t want to risk my fucking life because people are too goddamn lazy to cook their own food.

Don’t do it then.

I’ll die homeless.

Fear meet fear.

And death makes me get religion. I swear it’s some kind of evolutionary psychological shit to start getting spiritually minded when death is afoot.

Doesn’t make it any less stupid it’s just the scared shitless mind goes off the fucking rails.

I don’t think I’m the only one. Obviously there’s no afterlife but when I’m pushed right up against death it’s like egads what’s on the other side. Nothing obviously. Until I can’t think straight.

Chime in if you want to join this half baked thread. Don’t flame me though. I’m a good boy.
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#2
RE: My shit ass job just called me back up
Some folks are dining out in the hopes that restaurants will survive this shit.
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#3
RE: My shit ass job just called me back up
As a restaurant worker let me kindly say to those people that they can just leave the money in an envelope and then fuck right off.

You’re not doing someone a fucking favor when go out to eat. It’s just a fucking transaction.

So sick of this backpatting bullshit.

Let’s help out by going out to eat. No.
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#4
RE: My shit ass job just called me back up
I get my food to go.
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(May 8, 2020 at 8:11 pm)CarveTheFive Wrote: As a restaurant worker let me kindly say to those people that they can just leave the money in an envelope and then fuck right off.

You’re not doing someone a fucking favor when go out to eat. It’s just a fucking transaction.

So sick of this backpatting bullshit.

Let’s help out by going out to eat. No.

Having worked in food and retail all my life, to the fuckfaces who don't know how their ovens friges work in a snowstorm/hurricane, FUCK YOU! This virus is far worse. It will kill the asshole who feels self entitled too. This virus isn't Easter Sunday. 

I really do feel sorry for anyone who has to work under these horrible conditions.
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#6
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OP: Are you in a high risk group (comorbidities)?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#7
RE: My shit ass job just called me back up
Yep fat ass high blood pressure

Called “pre-diabetic” three years ago no follow up

Plus just an old fuck up

And asthma

History of two bad cases of pneumonia already under my belt

Not particularly interested in dying from pulmonary distress

It’s not like it’s anyone else’s fault I’m fat though

I just let it get away from me

Diagnosed major depressive years ago

Lost interest

Lost my job because of alcoholism or at least in part - sober now but my past is on me

Just not interested in dying this way

My wife has a very high risk profession

Works in a fucking jail

We’re fucking doomed lol
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#8
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My, we are having a little moan, aren’t we?

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#9
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I know it’s petty to want to live
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#10
RE: My shit ass job just called me back up
So, you’re opting for starvation. That’ll show ‘em.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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