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I’m too old for this shit!

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I’m too old for this shit!
Paraselene Offline Donators
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#31
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 9:46 am
Giving in unnecessarily to authority figures.
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#32
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 10:41 am
Climbing steps in high heels. Walking across grass in high heels. Dancing in high heels.

High heels.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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#33
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 11:03 am
To be raped by a Catholic priest or a bishop.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#34
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 11:37 am
Gamera, and Mothra! That damn Ghidorah!
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#35
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 1:43 pm
(September 24, 2018 at 11:18 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I used to drink a lot of tequila.  Haven't had tequila in several years.  Anymore, it's Jagermeister that's my go to if I want something hard.

I drank tequilla exactly once. 
After a while my brain wouldn't communicate with my body rendering me immobile.

I have not repeated the experience.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#36
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 2:03 pm
I’m getting too old to wrestle with violent psychiatric patients.

Currently job browsing lol
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#37
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 2:30 pm
(September 25, 2018 at 2:03 pm)Bob Kelso Wrote: I’m getting too old to wrestle with violent psychiatric patients.

Currently job browsing lol

My former boss said something similar, but it was about staff, not patients.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#38
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 25, 2018 at 5:28 pm
Wearing diapers.

But give it a few years and it'll come back round again.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#39
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 26, 2018 at 7:59 am
Pulling the head off it at every opportunity.
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#40
RE: I’m too old for this shit!
September 26, 2018 at 9:19 am
Having sex
It hurts physically
Makes me weak.
And I am 28
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